The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: Sexy Firefighter Edition
Every day until Halloween, I’m offering up the worst “sexy” Halloween costumes on shelves this holiday season. Up next:
THE “SEXY FIREFIGHTER” COSTUME:
This FDNY-emblazoned costume is intended for “romantic fantasy fun,” “photo shoots,” “parties,” “Halloween,” and “?”. As if you really need an excuse to glue sequined suspenders to your nipples! I like to read this costume’s intended use as “romantic fantasy fun photo shoot party Halloween?,” which is officially the only context it would be appropriate in. Just don’t go fighting any fires in this one, ladies: I have a feeling you will both be too hot and too cold.
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