Hey, You! I Want To Meet You!
Greetings, Sexist readers! Want to talk about rape some more? Looking to receive compensation for the ludicrous, insipid copy you wasted your time reading? Are you ex-gay? Then head on down to this year's Crafty Bastards fair, where I am obligated to sit at the Washington City Paper booth tomorrow between the hours of 1:30 and 2:15. I will be accepting story ideas, reasoned arguments, and non-edible gifts, but no screenplays. Details are after the jump.
The Crafty Bastards Arts & Crafts Fair will be held Saturday, Oct. 3rd from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., rain or shine. The fair is located in Adams Morgan, on the grounds of the Marie Reed Learning Center at 18th & Wyoming Streets NW. There, you can find one-of-a-kind crafts, megaloons, food, music, something for your mom, and for a limited time only, me. Learn more here.
2:35 pm
If I was in the DC area, I would totally swing by to annoy you. XD
2:39 pm
That's sweet!
2:45 pm
I'm afraid my stunning good looks would be too much for the public to handle.
3:00 pm
Aw, how sad! I'm going to NY tomorrow to visit a friend. I was looking forward to meeting you.
Because we were to be unable to meet in person, I found you on facebook but did not request your friendship. It seemed too creepy stalker.
Also, we have two friends in common and I've banged both of them, I wouldn't want that to color your opinion of me.
3:38 pm
jules: UNFAIR!!!
3:46 pm
I am surprised you haven't written anything about Dave Letterman today.
5:51 pm
And oh Amanda...the stories I could tell...
8:57 pm
Nifty!
There's a good chance I will be there. I'll try and track you down! :)