The Sexist

Searching for “Penis”

Hey, Sexist readers. You know, sometimes it's good to just sit back and reflect on what brought us all together to this little corner of the Internet. Namely, crazy-ass Google searches.

This week, the top two search terms leading to the Sexist were as follows:

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Have you ever seen your life's work stripped down to its very essence? Mine looks like penis, and a guy who pens humorous essays about vomit on his penis. Since I've written quite enough on the top search term this week, let's take penis and run with it, shall we? The week's best "penis" searches, after the jump.

First, I'd like to give a very special thank-you to the man with the 7 inch penis, who submitted multiple entries this week:

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Seriously, dude, don't worry about it:

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There was the classic penis search:

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And queries for more expressive genital arrangements:

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Insider tip: punctuation marks imply confidence:

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My personal favorites, though, were the three people who wanted to know what it looked like inside a penis inside a vagina:

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  • Charlie

    What does a penis say to a vagina? When I searched on google all I learned is that "Lady Gaga says that penis rumours have offended her vagina".

  • Amanda Hess

    what does a penis look like inside a vagina? how many licks does it take to reach the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?