Manhunt Discriminates Against 11.9 Inch Penises
You'd think that Manhunt would have more respect for big penises. After all, this online male cruising network has taken to publicizing its users' genital measurements through geographical penis graphs. Some penises, however, are too long even for Manhunt's scientific inquiries.
After studying Manhunt's recent penis graph at length, I logged on to the Web site in an attempt to locate the D.C. Manhunt user with the longest reported penis. (My job-related research is, at times, difficult for the layperson to understand). My manhunt ended in a startling revelation: Manhunt won't even let you register a penis longer than 30 cm (11.8 inches)!:
I understand that in order to keep its online gay penis reporting within the realm of reality, Manhunt had to draw the line somewhere. But 11.9 inches? You guys call yourself "Manhunt," and you're not even interested in collecting the online cruising scene's most peculiar specimens (warning: highly disturbing imagery of naked dude at North Pole)? For shame.