The Sexist

Bob McDonnell Campaign Courts the Ladies, Not the Gays

mcdonnell2In the wake of the fallout from his inane masters thesis degrading women and homosexuals, it's nice to see Virginia gubernatorial candidate Bob McDonnell offering something just for the ladies: A handsome magenta bumper-sticker, yours for only $0.99.

Alas, there is not yet any conciliatory  "Gay for McDonnell" campaign merch to speak of. The McDonnell for Governor online store does, however, offer up a host of campaign materials for McDonnell supporters of every other conceivable interest group—including hunters, paramedics, and babies. All of which, I'm betting, are much more likely to feel McDonnell's message than are the ladies.

There's Hunters for McDonnell:

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Paramedics for McDonnell:

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Golfers for McDonnell:

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Under-socialized children for McDonnell:

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Sauna enthusiasts for McDonnell:

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Babies for McDonnell:

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And for the low price of $54.99, you can even become a Chump for McDonnell:

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Oh, C'mon Bob: That seductive Life Size Right Wing Wall Cling is just screaming for the votes of ladies and gays!

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