Tomorrow, the fate of our alt-weekly’s ownership may finally be decided, again.  While Creative Loafing brass are hugging it out in Atlanta bankruptcy court, CP staff will be busy proving that we still deserve our paychecks. We’re spending the whole day writing about fucking.

On the Sexist tomorrow: explore D.C.’s massage parlors, porn shops, courthouse weddings, clinics, and pick-up bars with the city’s finest romantics, stalkers, bartenders, activists, and queens.

All sex. All day. Eat it, Tampa.

Photo by Darrow Montgomery.