The Sexist

Is Michael Jackson the New Nipple?

The Huffington Post entertainment page has been conspicuously absent of female nipples lately. I think we've finally found the kryptonite to HuffPo's entertainment page sexism: The biggest, weirdest star in the world suddenly dropping dead.

Observe:


Pictured: Not Megan Fox's boobs

Pictured: Not Megan Fox's thigh

Pictured: Not Megan Fox's ass

Pictured: Not Lindsay Lohan's nipple

Pictured: Not Lindsay Lohan's side-boob

Pictured: Not an interactive slideshow comparing Megan Fox's side-boob to Lindsay Lohan's nipples

In fact, the closest we come to lady-flesh on HuffPo today is this:

Pictured: Just a bare upper back.

Oh, when will the world stop mourning!

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    bhahahahahahaha

  • Ian Schlapkohl

    Meet the new nipple.
    Same as the old nipple.

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