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Real Men Vs. Fake Men: A Quiz

Earlier today, we differentiated between "real" and "fake" women with the help of an excerpt from Allan Williams' God Don't Like Fake People currently being distributed on the D.C. Metro. Now, it's the boys' turn to determine how authentically they conform to gender norms.

Men: Are you for real, or are you fronting (and possibly gay)? Take the quiz, after the jump!

ONE.

a. You don't change around people, so-called important people or women.

b. You are a Chameleon.

TWO.

a. You are the minority in this world.

b. You indirectly work for evil forces.

THREE.

a. You are very tuned-in with God.

b. You will never go out in public holding a Bible.

FOUR.

a. You refuse to buy women.

b. You will buy a woman.

FIVE.

a. You will take a pay cut in employment if it’s necessary to keep your sanity.

b. You worship money and education.

SIX.

a. You will stand your ground no matter what.

b. You will kill your brothers.

SEVEN.

a. You don’t worship a female’s booty.

b. You will do anything for money, even if it’s having sex with another man.

EIGHT.

a. you are content with a simple lifestyle.

b. you are used and controlled by beautiful women with fat booties.

NINE.

a. You do not define yourself by the material possessions you have.

b. You are very corny in nature.

TEN.

a. You are a leader.

b. You try to imitate rappers or any other entertainer that be on TV.

ELEVEN.

a. you are unpredictable.

b. you are predictable

TWELVE.

a. you only need one virtuous woman in your life because that one woman is worth more than 100 ungodly whores that are only beautiful on the outside but are full of worms in the inside.

b. you define your manhood by having sex with a lot of females all throughout life. It doesn’t matter how old they are.

THIRTEEN.

a. you know that fake women shop a lot and put expensive clothes and make-up on to attempt to cover up their horrifying souls.

b. you are afraid to die.

MOSTLY A'S: Congratulations! You are a real man.

MOSTLY B'S: You are a fake man who may or may not have personally annoyed the author of God Don’t Like Fake People by: stealing his love interest; valuing education; having sex with men; failing to recognize the worm-infested souls of ungodly whores. As a result, God doesn’t like you. For more information on your condition, read the entire excerpt here.

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  • http://www.seductionadventures.com Ambiance

    One of the worst quizzes ever - most of the questions are two extremes that most people wouldn't fit in

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist Amanda Hess

    Are you fake or are you REAL, Ambiance?

  • http://www.seductionadventures.com Ambiance

    Most of the questions I'd fit somewhere in the middle, so I wasn't able to select A or B. But if I was to rate myself, I'd rate myself 60% real, 40% fake.

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist Amanda Hess

    Yeah, I think as long as you know, deep down, that most women are ungodly whores that are only beautiful on the outside but are full of worms in the inside, you can sneak past as "real"

  • http://www.seductionadventures.com Ambiance

    What? Where did that come from? And who were talking about women?

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist Amanda Hess

    Question 12!

    Just to clarify, the "extremes" established by this quiz come from fliers passed out outside the Metro attempting to educate riders about which men and women are "real" and which are "fake." The flier on women states that "fake" women are "unclean," promiscuous, used up, and probably single mothers. The one on men states that "fake" men are ones who LIKE fake women---or as the author likes to call them, "ungodly whores that are only beautiful on the outside but are full of worms in the inside." You should refer back to the literature, it's very educational.

  • http://www.seductionadventures.com Ambiance

    I don't know how educational that would be - they sound like some very judgmental "holier than thou" people who would write questions like
    Are you:
    A: A volunteer who contribute to society everyday for the benefit of mankind
    B: A selfish loser who deserves to die

  • Suf

    I hate how people think they can decide when somebody else is a real person or not or fit into their gender category based on a couple of superficial questions that all have limited choices and have a bias and agenda behind them.

  • http://vrzhu.typepad.com Michael Gushue

    I LOVE these quizzes! Thanks, Amanda, you run a great blog. It turns out, that in spite of my gender (XY), I'm a fake woman! Also our dog is fake man, but I guess that was obvious.

    I mean it about the blog--well done.

  • http://moviereviewed.wordpress.com Gregory A. Butler

    Those questions are batshit crazy!!!!!

    And I don't mean that in the figure of speech sense - I mean it in the St Elizabeth's Hospital sense!

    Like this doozy:

    TWO.

    a. You are the minority in this world.

    b. You indirectly work for evil forces.

    Who the hell thinks they "work for evil forces" - except for that homeless man on the corner who has perfectly rational conversations WITH THE LAMPPOST!

    And some of these questions have two extremes that are just too out there:

    SIX.

    a. You will stand your ground no matter what.

    b. You will kill your brothers.

    SEVEN.

    a. You don’t worship a female’s booty.

    b. You will do anything for money, even if it’s having sex with another man.

    How about C - NONE OF THE ABOVE!

    Who the hell wrote this crap?

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