D.C. Guy Into Kinky Jesus Hair

If the anonymous blog literature on the subject is to be believed, Washington, D.C.’s cat-calling culture is alive, unwell, and often institutionalized. Sometimes, it’s also really fucking weird.

Pick-up line depository How You Doin? records a particularly creative District come-on today:

Middle aged guy in his “Sunday best” brown suit: Hi.

Me: Hi. How’s it going?

Guy in suit: I like your hair… cause it’s like Jesus hair.

Me: (I think this is a nice compliment, if you’re a fan of Jesus) Thanks.

Guy in suit: You know, cause it’s kinky… (I walk away quickly)… you hear me?

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