Comments on: Top 10 Rap Sex Euphemisms

By: Rap Sex Euphemism: Young Money’s “BedRock” - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:52:01 +0000

[...] cataloging of sexual euphemisms in rap songs continues. This [...]

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:57:18 +0000

Funkadelic had a song called "Nappy Dugout," Ice Cube didn't invent it

By: Rap Sex Euphemism: Gucci Mane’s Gyros, Egg Rolls, and Tacos - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:15:33 +0000

[...] the sexual euphemisms of rap music is one of my favorite pastimes. So when a commenter requested that I parse Gucci Mane’s lyrics for hidden sexual undertones, I was happy to attempt to [...]

By: Kay

Kay — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:50:17 +0000

Have you heard of Gucci Mane. Which such lyrics as "wrap it like an egg roll" and "beat up on the taco", I think he desires to be an honorable mention. "It's, Gucci!"

By: Ghostface’s “Stapleton Sex”: The Least Euphemistic Rap Song Ever? - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:37:19 +0000

[...] a big fan of sexual euphemisms popularized in hip-hop songs, so I was disappointed to hear that Ghostface’s new hyper-sexual track, “Stapleton [...]

By: Q

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:27:59 +0000

Hugh Jazzfan, you are correct. Aural euphemisms exist in music without lyrics. Art of Noise's Moments in Love comes to mind. Still the purpose of this list is "RAP". Once she finished the "COUNTRY" euphemisms, then she can work on the instrumentals. LOL!

By: Hugh Jazzfan

Hugh Jazzfan — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:05:27 +0000

Points off for your research... and for Ice Cube I guess.. for not being so ORIGINAL. Nappy Dugout came from the song titled "Nappy Dugout" from the Funkadelic album, "Cosmic Slop." Maybe we can find sexual euphemism in music without lyrics. I can't listen to Ravel's annoying humping, cloying and unsatisfying "Bolero" without thinking about the Nappy Dugout and/or a big building crushing pink cookies in a plastic bag. I'm shocked the last reference was missed. Marion Barry for President 2012!

By: Q

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:24:50 +0000

Figure.10, Amanda is right on #4. The actual song is called 'Crank That'. Anyone confused about Soulja Boy Tellem need only look at this video posted here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We1AQetsAx4 In the lyrics, he actually says "Supa Soak that Ho". I'm not certain what type of gesture this is supposed to be (as this is supposed to be a dance), but it doesn't mean spraying her with water.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=super+soak

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:06:10 +0000

Q, I am totally going to come up with a Country Music list. I'm not sure how deeply euphemistic their sex songs are, but any genre that produced "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" is sure to provide some interesting subject matter.

By: Q

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:19:33 +0000

Is there any surprise that Hip-Hop has contributed much to the euphamisms. No real challenge here. Rock, Blues, R&B, and several Pop singles could easily have similar lists. Hey Amanda, I wonder if you can find some examples in Country Music? Now that would be funny and TOTALLY unexpected.

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:04:23 +0000

Dave: Amazing.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:50:10 +0000

Tip Drill should really be on this list. Made "famous" by Nelly's song Tip Drill, it is apparently the act of grinding against a girl's bare ass. NSFW video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCjSyUXGGxQ the real song starts at 00:34

By: Rap Sex Euphemism: “Make It Rain,” Explained - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:35:37 +0000

[...] I first compiled my top-ten sexual euphemisms from rap songs, a few listeners weren’t convinced that all these mainstream rap ditties had such dirty [...]

By: Rap Sex Euphemism: “Wipe Me Down” - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:42:08 +0000

[...] hard out there for a rap star trying to come out with the next big sexual euphemism. Armed only with weather patterns (”make it rain”), child-friendly sweets (”lick [...]

By: Sexy Eyez

Sexy Eyez — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:32:38 +0000

This shit is hella funny

By: Figure.10

Figure.10 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:51:44 +0000

I think someone on UD just made up that 'superman' thing. People are always doing that. I think they just publish it because it's funny.

By: R. Kelly’s Weird Sexual Euphemisms - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

R. Kelly’s Weird Sexual Euphemisms - The Sexist - Washington City Paper — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:25:30 +0000

[...] Kelly is one of the foremost sex crooners of our time. Kelly he doesn’t just toss around sexual euphemisms in his songs—he mixes them up in ways that are often misleading, confusing, and [...]

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:52:15 +0000

Hey Hocus,

Yeah, Kelis righted my false assumption that a Milkshake had something to do with oral sex. I have to disagree with you about "Make it rain on dem hoes" though. Are Urban Dictionary and I the only ones who see the underlying ejaculation in that? Believe me, my Top 40 listening will be a lot less traumatizing if I'm proven wrong on that one.

And next time, I will DEFINITELY make the whole thing about R. Kelly.

By: Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:17:40 +0000

This is terribly researched. A "milkshake" is when a girl shakes her tits. "Make it Rain" is not a sexual euphemism. It's also hard to say whether "supermaning" was what Soulja Boy was referring to, or if someone just came up with that on the internet. You could've just made this whole article about R. Kelly and it would've been much better for it.

By: Ambiance

Ambiance — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:14:25 +0000

Awesome awesome list, extremely funny. :)

By: Hill Rat

Hill Rat — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:24:10 +0000

"The Nappy Dug Out" should be number 1, definitely in my top 10 hip-hop songs of all time. If nothing else the song should get bonus points for sparking conversation about war & global politics with lines like this:

"You should hear how she sounds wit a cock in her
Boots get knocked from here to Czechoslovakia"