The Sexist

Barack Obama Declares June Naked Cock on the Street Month

Some guy named Gibbons J. Cooney, who posts on a blog with the fun-loving tag-line "You Can't Be Catholic and 'Pro-Choice' On Abortion," is piiiissssed that Barack Obama has declared June "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender (LGBT) Pride Month."

Why? Because Gibbons J. Cooney has cracked the secret gay code. He knows what "pride" really means: It means naked cocks on the street, that's what it means. Not that Gibbons J. Cooney goes out looking for that gay shit, but he totally has photographic evidence:


Shame on you, Barack Obama.

After Gibbons J. Cooney rolls out all the evidence—LGBT stands for Naked Cocks on the Street; making some unintelligible point about AIDS; revealing Barack Obama as a "crackpot"—he goes in for the kill: Asking why only the LGBT community revels in the "pride" of naked cocks on the street. He writes:

Can one imagine this expression of "pride" at the St. Patrick's Day Parade, or on Martin Luther King Day, or at the Chinese New Year's parade, or on Columbus Day?

I can imagine that, Gibbons J. Cooney, and I'm with you on this one. I rarely see anyone celebrating Columbus Day at all, much less with naked cock pride. Why aren't we all spending our free Monday off the way it was meant to be spent—by displaying our naked colonizing cocks openly on the street? Two can play this game, Crackpot President Barack Obama. It's not just gayswho get to be proud of their genitals anymore.

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