Check out "Stranded in your love" by Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, a duet with Lee Fields. It isn't too different to "Baby It's Cold Outside" in theme, but it doesn't cross the line into creepiness, particularly due to Jones' strong personality. And it's an utterly brilliant song.

Also, there aren't date rape undertones to the Sublime song, it's clearly about a guy that rapes a girl and when she fights back legally he goes to prison. Other than the song then apologizing for male on male prison rape in the end, it's a pretty positive song about a woman speaking out and getting her abuser jailed, which I think is awesome. The other three are different in that they are from the singers perspective and insinuate that they will have sex when they want, and in their songs girls are just accessories or trophies, their rights being totally disrespected.

Sublime has some questionable lines in some other songs, "Wrong Way" and "Caress Me Down" as examples, but "Date Rape" is much more positive than most of the songs on this chart and in my mind lyrically better than a Tribe Called Quest since it manages to not stereotype women in the process.

Additionally, Sublime was huge while I was in high school, and I remember this song opening up lots of discussions between males and females in a progressive way that many other mainstream artists have yet to accomplish. If you don't like Sublime, I'd at least argue for "Meh, Positive Jams," and "Meh, Negative Jams" categories. This way the song and late frontman of Sublime could at least be given more credit than 50 Cent or Asher Roth.

But his advice on condoms. Terrible, terrible. There will be at least 2 kids this year who owe their existence to Roth, I expect.

You've drawn the chart, Amanda, but where is the dramatic gesture of ripping out the page? Are we forever obliged to honor the so-called "classics" of the date rape canon? WHO WILL LEAD US TO THE NEW FRONTIER OF DATE RAPE JAMS?