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Fox Deciphers Secret Teen Sexting Code. “Banana” Means “Penis”!


"Banana," slang for "Penis"? What uncrackable code will the kids think up next?

Via Pukeimmediately: MyFoxAtlanta has published a valuable cheat-sheat for parents wondering what all the acronyms in their child's texts really mean. Is your tween a Fond of Leather ("FOL") Marijuana-smoking ("420") Nude Club-attending ("1174") Penis ("Banana"))? Are you reading your kid's texts right over her shoulder ("POS") as we speak?

Just don't let your kids know you know, or they'll change the code! What crazy new abbreviation for "I Am Easy, Are You?" ("IMEZRU") will they think up next?

The full list of "Text Acronyms Parents Should Know" is after the jump (number 15 mysteriously not present—possibly just too real).

1 8 Oral sex
2 1337 Elite
3 143 I love you
4 182 I hate you
5 459 I love you
6 1174 Nude club
7 420 Marijuana
8 ADR Address
9 ASL Age/Sex/Location
10 Banana Penis
11 CD9 or Code 9 Parents are around
12 DUM Do You Masturbate?
13 DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
14 FB F*** Buddy
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16 FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
17 FOL Fond of Leather
18 GNOC Get Naked On Cam
19 GYPO Get Your Pants Off
20 IAYM I Am Your Master
21 IF/IB In the Front or In the Back
22 IIT Is It Tight?
23 ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance
24 IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
25 IWSN I Want Sex Now
26 J/O Jerking Off
27 KFY or K4Y Kiss For You
28 Kitty Vagina
29 KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
30 MorF Male or Female
31 LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life
32 MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
33 WYCM Will You Call Me?
34 MOS Mom Over Shoulder
35 MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy
36 NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
37 NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
38 NMU Not Much, You?
39 P911 Parent Alert
40 PAL Parents Are Listening
41 PAW Parents Are Watching
42 PIR Parent In Room
43 POS Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
44 PRON Porn
45 Q2C Quick To Cum
46 RU/18 Are You Over 18?
47 RUH Are You Horny?
48 S2R Send To Receive
49 SorG Straight or Gay
50 TDTM Talk Dirty To Me

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  • Mdesus

    jesus I need to get my internet pimp game up as I don't know any of these.

  • EthanolEmillee

    i love how they say these are the "top acronyms commonly used on the internet and in text messages." by who?? prostitutes?? this list makes all teenagers look like sluts. these are most definitely not the most commonly used acronyms.

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  • LC

    LOL. Lol.
    That's "Laughing Out Loud," or maybe "Likes Old Ladies" in Fox Fearmonger Txtspeak.
    Ridiculous.
    What Fox intern had to spend however many hours scrolling thru adult s&m chatrooms to cull this load of crap?

  • Rachel

    I love how "FB" apparently means fuck buddy.

    I always used it as an abbreviation for Facebook.

  • ally

    This is actually kind of ridiculous.
    I've never heard of mostly all of these.
    These are the most obscure, out of the ordinary abreviations possible.

  • sarena

    who would send this in a text anyway - especially if the parents would read over it?

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  • Kris

    WOW.
    This is a pretty ridiculous list.
    I've heard of maybe two of these and I'm texting 24/7.

    I suppose these make sense save for the numeric ones at the top but who really uses them.
    I love how the media is trying to make teenagers out to be constantly horny sneaky disobedient monsters.
    Here's a commonly used acronym for you:
    WTF or WHAT THE F***?

  • nah

    BS

  • Jacob

    Seriously? Nobody uses this crap.

  • Jack Gibbons

    Real quick, 1337, Elite, has nothing to do with sex. It's just gamer talk. Check your facts

  • Sydney

    Ok I haven't even heard of pretty much all of these. WTF is wrong with whoever came up with these? They must be using all of these if they know them so well. Teens aren't as bad as media makes them out to be.

  • Lopez

    FTP!!

  • Stewart

    Im 14 none of my friends or anyone on anything i go on have ever use these what loser spent all that time finding these?

  • me!

    Umm wtf who came up with this shiz like seriously?!?! Its ridiculous!!! I text non stop & I do not use any of these!!! If I wanna say any of that imma just spell it out!!! Duh smh!!!!

  • nina

    ok well first off im a 13 year old , im sexualy active and most of this crap we dont even use anymore ! so ur chart sud be changed and no matter wat chart u make u cant stop us from having sex or anythin like that . the age now day for losing their virginatinity is 12 to 14 r the regular ages gurls and boys ! so ur a little too late !

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