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Posted by Amanda Hess on May. 20, 2009, at 4:00 pm

On The Five Most Inappropriate CockBib Phrases, Lisa B and Janet get me good. Real good.

Lisa B says:

I saw the site and I think that it is pretty funny! I looks like they are selling it as novelty gifts. I would buy 1 lol!

Janet says:

This site is great, LOL! I want one for my husband…

Amanda Hess (after realizing that Lisa B and Janet are coming from the same IP address):

“Janet� and “Lisa B,� I know you’re the same person. Don’t you have offensive CockBib messages to brainstorm? Get back to work!

Amanda Hess Says:

I love CockBibs now that I have seen the site! Sorry Janet and Lisa… I was a Jerk!

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Comments

1. Amanda Hess May 20th, 2009
   4:25 pm
   #1

   Oh I am such a purde that I just had to make my point by going out of my way to distinguish myself from myself simply because I have have nothing better to do than to try to out smart other people in a feibel attempt feel better about my self.

   As you can see I have a lot of time on my hands while waiting for my CockBib to arrive so I guess I will just keep makinging myself look desperate, boring and foolish!

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2. Amanda Hess May 20th, 2009
   4:29 pm
   #2

   Look at me, I’m amanda hess. I work for jezebel so I am special! I can show everyone my super posting powers because I am amanda hess! lol

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3. Lisa & Janet May 20th, 2009
   4:32 pm
   #3

   Naw, I am just messing with you amanda. You are cool with me!

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4. Amanda Hess May 20th, 2009
   5:37 pm
   #4

   Just for the record, I don’t work for Jezebel.

5. Amanda Hess May 21st, 2009
   10:17 am
   #5

   I make my boyfriend sleep in a cock bib just in case I want to give him a lil’ of the good mornin’ to ya!

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6. missdk May 21st, 2009
   5:41 pm
   #6

   This is great. More please. *popcorn*

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7. Amanda Hess September 10th, 2009
   4:19 pm
   #7

   Hi I am also Amanda Hess! Even tho my writing style syntax and IP address are completely different from, uh, mine and generally lacking in punctuation, etc.

   Blah blah blah CockBib CockBib CockBib?

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