Comments on: The Five Most Inappropriate Cock Bib Phrases

By: Sloppy Shopper

Sloppy Shopper — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:07:58 +0000

Another victim of a sloppy blowjob! My heart breaks.

By: A Very CockBib Christmas - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

A Very CockBib Christmas - The Sexist - Washington City Paper — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:03:59 +0000

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By: The Original CockBib: For Drunk Brides, Small Children, and Subaru Owners - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:39:39 +0000

[...] spring, I discovered the CockBib, an oral sex accessory for men who want a dryer blowjob. “The whole idea for cockbibs came to [...]

By: Sexist Comments of the Week - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Sexist Comments of the Week - The Sexist - Washington City Paper — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:33:27 +0000

[...] was peeved that I appear to “take no joy” in my work—an assertion that I roundly deny. Another sees rogue nipples throughout HuffPo’s political coverage, as well: “They [...]

By: andrew

andrew — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:51:53 +0000

this is such a terrible idea. it eliminates all the fun stuff. why not just put a poncho on so you can't get wet at all. what the hell?

By: B L O G U E » Are you doing a Sloppy Job?

B L O G U E » Are you doing a Sloppy Job? — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:07:57 +0000

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By: CockBibs Reaches Out to the Ladies - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

CockBibs Reaches Out to the Ladies - The Sexist - Washington City Paper — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:01:26 +0000

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By: Last Week’s Most Popular Blog Posts - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Last Week’s Most Popular Blog Posts - The Sexist - Washington City Paper — Sat, 23 May 2009 16:15:33 +0000

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By: paul

paul — Sat, 23 May 2009 08:57:02 +0000

i want Rational Reader to weigh in on this issue

By: CockBibs: Keys To Not Getting A Blow Job « The Outskirts

CockBibs: Keys To Not Getting A Blow Job « The Outskirts — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:04:46 +0000

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By: The Inventor of the “CockBib” Speaks Out - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Thu, 21 May 2009 20:15:14 +0000

[...] by Amanda Hess on May. 21, 2009, at 4:15 pm Earlier this week, I introduced you to the world of the “CockBib,” and the men who wear them to maintain ball sac dryness—and hilarity!—during oral sex. I [...]

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Wed, 20 May 2009 20:26:35 +0000

I just love to bitch and moan about nothing at all.

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Wed, 20 May 2009 20:25:40 +0000

Oh I am such a purde that I just had to make my point by going out of my way to distinguish myself from myself simply because I have have nothing better to do than to try to out smart other people in a feibel attempt feel better about my self.

As you can see I have a lot of time on my hands while waiting for my CockBib to arrive so I guess I will just keep makinging myself look desperate, boring and foolish!

By: Sexist Comments of the Week - The Sexist - Washington City Paper

Sexist Comments of the Week - The Sexist - Washington City Paper — Wed, 20 May 2009 20:00:32 +0000

[...] The Five Most Inappropriate CockBib Phrases, Lisa B and Janet get me good. Real [...]

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:38:45 +0000

Can you guys please make an “Amanda Hess is a Jerk” CockBib?

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:32:40 +0000

Can you guys please make an "Amanda Hess is a Jerk" CockBib?

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:26:24 +0000

I love CockBibs now that I have seen the site! Sorry Janet and Lisa... I was a Jerk!

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Wed, 20 May 2009 13:24:12 +0000

"Janet" and "Lisa B," I know you're the same person. Don't you have offensive CockBib messages to brainstorm? Get back to work!

By: Janet

Janet — Wed, 20 May 2009 13:10:31 +0000

This site is great, LOL! I want one for my husband...

By: yup yup

yup yup — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:57:07 +0000

Funny, I give my man a bj nearly every day and he's not complained about a mess EVA... he knows if he did - or if he wrapped his junk up like my granny's couch, which is what this shit product reminds me of - the suckin' would surely slow down or even stop. Men: be glad when your partner wants to pleasure ya. Be grateful, be responsive, and don't forget to hook the giver up in return!

By: Lisa B

Lisa B — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:20:39 +0000

I saw the site and I think that it is pretty funny! I looks like they are selling it as novelty gifts. I would buy 1 lol!

By: SarahG

SarahG — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:42:55 +0000

Also nonsensical: "Protein Shake: Free Samples." Wha?

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:44:08 +0000

Yeah, an interesting approach: an oral sex accessory that basically says, Do Not Get Anywhere Near My Balls

By: mdesus

mdesus — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:37:29 +0000

yo one thing I think you missed is that this sounds like it was an awesome blow job. A bad blow job is usually not messy, and involves teeth. Also these would be awesome bachelor/bachelorette party gifts.