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Arizona State “The Harvard of Date Rape”

Though President Barack Obama has agreed to deliver the commencement address at Arizona State University this year, the school is declining to offer the President the traditional honorary degree along with the speaking slot. And so, The Daily Show's Jason Jones traveled to my hometown of Tempe, Ariz. to ask ASU's finest (or as Gawker calls them, "all twats") to defend the school's position that Obama's "body of work is yet to come."

I'm proud of ASU for sticking to its famously low standards. Arizona State may be the "Harvard of Date Rape" (classy, Daily Show), but at least it won't bestow useless honors on just anyone.

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