The Sexist

Bikini Embracing Father Albert Cutie Gives Advice to the Married

Father Albert Cutie, the Catholic priest caught embracing a bikini-clad woman whom he loves, looks like he would be a very good husband, except for one thing: he is secretly not a male virgin married to God, which everyone knows is the only class of human qualified to give advice to married people.

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Cutie (am I right ladies) recorded the above video for Beliefnet, which has recently appended the advice with this note: "Editor's Note: Father Albert Cutie recorded this video for Beliefnet several years ago. Recently, he was placed on leave after photographs of the priest with a woman on a beach were published in a magazine."

Comments

  1. #1

    I think you should not be father any more because no matter that you have been with the lady .You have lied to the catholic people but what really Matters the most is that you lied to god .I have one question .If you said that you are still a man why did you decided to be a father.I know that no one is perfect but if you knew that you were probabily going to find some one special why did you decide to be a catholic father you knew that the catholics have a rule about fathers getting married.I think you should of thought if you wanted to be a father ...A father is here to explain to young children the rights in their beliefs...

  2. #2

    I need to write because I need to take it out.

    Be happy Father Alberto Cutie. Most of the people knows that a forbidden relationship is atractive. The poor Priest didn't know what was sex or love... in spanish we say "lejos de la paila" (far away from pan) and I strongly beleive that he is infatuated, not in love. I wish him THE BEST and I hope it was worth-it! I am praying, specially because there is a strong battle inside every one of us each day. The thing is that he lied and behave like a 15 year old. Giving communion, talking in the media about moral, confession, etc., I in my opinion he act irresponsable. Heaven and hell are around the corner, is life! Let's face it; we cannot condem him, but we cannot admire and celebrate the way he did things. He is "in love" fine... say good bye to Catholic Roman Church and do whatever you want, but don't lie for two years and behave like a moral person. "Predicando la moral en calzoncillos" (preaching about moral in underwear". But hey GOOD LUCK!

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