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Celebrate National “Offend A Feminist” Week!

Posted by Amanda Hess on May. 5, 2009, at 1:59 pm

Ooh boy, it’s National Offend a Feminist Week!

You know, as a feminist blogger, I spend most weeks out of the year not getting offended by anything. Frankly, I’m sick of raking up obscure sexist bullshit to be offended by! That’s why I always look forward to National Offend a Feminist Week, when I finally get to sit back, relax, and let the anti-feminists shower me with free sexist bullshit. Thanks for helping me do my job, fuckers!

But wait—AUUUUUUGH! AUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!—I’m ALREADY OFFENDED by this! The very idea of Offend a Feminist Week is offensive enough for me to write a blog post about why it offends me! The anti-feminist bloggers have caught me in an Offended Feminist Mind Meld! I can’t stop using explanation points! Nor italics! NOR CAPS LOCK! AUGH!

OFFEND A FEMINIST WEEK MALE PRIVILEGE SHADES OF RAPE PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY ALEC BALDWIN SOMETHING SOMETHING ABORTION!!

Whew. That was a close one.

Photo by Rich Anderson.

Tags: alec baldwin, feminism, feminist, national offend a feminist week, offensive, phyllis schlafly

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Comments

1. Coleman May 5th, 2009
   6:17 pm
   #1

   So, you’re like, meta-offended?

   My mind wuz just blown.

2. Josh May 5th, 2009
   7:56 pm
   #2

   What’s an explanation point?

3. Amanda Hess May 5th, 2009
   8:21 pm
   #3

   are you criticizing me because I’m a feminist??

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