Celebrate National “Offend A Feminist” Week!
Ooh boy, it's National Offend a Feminist Week!
You know, as a feminist blogger, I spend most weeks out of the year not getting offended by anything. Frankly, I'm sick of raking up obscure sexist bullshit to be offended by! That's why I always look forward to National Offend a Feminist Week, when I finally get to sit back, relax, and let the anti-feminists shower me with free sexist bullshit. Thanks for helping me do my job, fuckers!
But wait—AUUUUUUGH! AUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!—I'm ALREADY OFFENDED by this! The very idea of Offend a Feminist Week is offensive enough for me to write a blog post about why it offends me! The anti-feminist bloggers have caught me in an Offended Feminist Mind Meld! I can't stop using explanation points! Nor italics! NOR CAPS LOCK! AUGH!
OFFEND A FEMINIST WEEK MALE PRIVILEGE SHADES OF RAPE PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY ALEC BALDWIN SOMETHING SOMETHING ABORTION!!
Whew. That was a close one.
Photo by Rich Anderson.