The Sexist

Americans May Resume Teabagging With Testicles Today

It's April 16, which means we can all resume teabagging by putting balls in our mouths instead of protesting taxes or whatever Republican dudes who are not secretly self-hating homosexuals did yesterday.

But oh, it was funny while it lasted. Let's relive the jokes, shall we?

Anderson Cooper: "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."

Rachel Maddow and Ana Marie Cox (haha, "Cox").

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Huffington Post commenter: "Did the women who protested wear 'pearl necklaces' to the 'tea bagging?'

But some unsuspectingly pervy grocery store cashier takes the cake. Blogger "Jenny the bloggess" reports:

Then when I was checking out the bagger asked me if I was “going to any teabagging parties today”.  Like, WTF? And the cashier was just looking at me waiting for my response and I was all “Uh…no” because I was too shocked to say anything else and then I got home and thought maybe teabagging means something else now but no, I googled it and it still totally means the same thing.

Like, I don’t even have a witty ending here to wrap things up.  I’m *that* freaked out.  Teabagging. I am never going back to HEB.

Only later does Jenny realize that it does mean something else now.

UPDATED: Hi.  I’m an idiot.  Apparently “teabagging” is a truly horribly named Republican rally going on around America today to protest taxes or tea or something.  Teabagging. Good one, Republicans.  You totally got me.

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