The Sexist

The Great Mexican Cartoon Porn-Off Concludes!

While in Mexico over the weekend, I happened across a bargain bin full of over-the-border delicacies: Mexican porn comics selling at 8 pesos each. Behold: Thinking penises! Dialogue I do not quite understand! Women who look like they’re not wearing shirts even when they’re wearing shirts! This week, I review the copies I picked up. De nada, guys.

Previously: "Colegialas Ardientes," reviewed; "Golosas del Sexo,"reviewed.

Title: “Historias Eroticas: Lujuriosos apretones ¡de CHICHES!”
["Erotic Histories: Lusters squeezing the BREASTS!"]

Distributor: “Seductora Sexual”
["Sexual Seducer"]

Plot: A married couple celebrates its eighth anniversary by doing it in the car. Then, the husband goes on a business trip, gets drunk with some lady, gets a boner, has sex with her. At some point, a gun is brandished and the lady passes out, but that part lost me.

Sample Dialogue:

José Miguel y Linda tenían ocho años de casados.
[José Miguel and Linda had been married eight years].

Precisamente, venian de festejar aquel acontecimiento con una cena.
[Indeed, they had come to celebrate the event with dinner].

JOSE MIGUEL: Wait. Wait a minute.
[JOSE MIGUEL: Espera, déjate tantito].

LINDA: ¡Que no, Chihuahua! Para eso tenemos nuestra casa.
[LINDA: No way, Chihuahua! For this, we have our house].

JOSE MIGUEL: Anda, dámelo como regalo de aniversario de bodas.
[JOSE MIGUEL: Come on, give it to me for an anniversary present].

LINDA: Humm ... Está bien, Puedes mandarte en poco.
[LINDA: Humm ... Okay, you can take me a little bit].

JOSE MIGUEL: Gracias.
[JOSE MIGUEL: Thanks].

He does.

SPANISH LESSON: “Chihuahua": invoke it.

BIEN: Ummm . . . now I know what "chiches" means.

MAL: Boring as hell. Seemingly nothing to do with chiches. Plus, no penis thought bubbles.

DETERMINING FACTOR: Overly long.

RATING: A big cero.

Comments

  1. #1

    This seems less like porn than like some boring couple bickering over whether or not to fuck. Come on! If I wanted that, I could watch "Everybody Loves Raymond!" Bring on the chiches, say I. And the orgasmos anales, which, surprisingly, we have gotten through this entire series without addressing.

  2. #2

    I'll take that bait. Can somebody please advise me as to what an anal orgasm is? Just a regular old orgasm that comes from anal stimulation, or fundamentally different?

  3. #3

    It is my understanding that dudes can totes have orgasmos anales! Because they have prostates that are stimulated when things go up in the butt region at a certain angle. I would argue that anyone with a prostate can have orgasmos anales if they please. Sadly, that does not include yours truly, so it is an impossible dream.

  4. #4

    I'm going to have to return to the source text, but I'm pretty sure the anal orgasms were in the ladies' butts. That being said, it's possible that my command of the language has been pushed to its limit.

  5. #5

    Also, just as a side-note, the people on the cover of this comic do not at all resemble the characters inside. plus very little chiches, as stated.

  6. #6

    In LADY butts? Well, now that's just implausible. I am beginning to think that much porn conveys a limited and sensationalistic account of human sexuality! Where can I publish my findings?

  7. #7

    I was so frustrated beacuse I couldn`t resolve this issue. Then I found your site in google and problem is solved. Thanks!

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