Promotional Materials Not to Send Me: “Classic Erotic Art” Edition
Return to Sender: Postcard advertising "Classic Erotic Art" presented "in a special live exhibition photoshoot," featuring Playboy's Angelina Leigh and "internationally acclaimed photographer" Jerry Harke.
Promotional Info I’m Not Interested In [crossed out]:
- Playboy's Angelina Leigh's jorts.
- Playboy's Angelina Leigh's legs spread over the armrest of a wicker chair
- Playboy's Angelina Leigh's areola peeking out from her bra
- Playboy's Angelina Leigh
- Internationally acclaimed photographer Jerry Harke (spared: Hey, I wrote my first City Paper arts feature on the guy!)
Exhibit A: They just haaaad to put "Classic" in there.
Exhibit B: Did I mention the areola?
I Rest My Case: Oh course Jerry Harke's photo is juxtaposed to make him appear to be staring directly at her breasts.