The Sexist

An Open Letter to the Performer of “Smell Yo Dick”

Dear Riskay (pictured):


I bet you thought you were quite clever when you asked your significant other if you could smell his genitals in order to determine if he had had sex with another woman, then detailed your investigations in your 2008 single, "Smell Yo Dick":

"Why you comin' home / Five in the morn' / Somethin's goin' on / Can I smell your dick? / Don't play me like a fool / 'Cuz that ain't cool / So whatchu gotta do / Is let me smell your dick."

While I appreciate your honesty, you're really not doing yourself any favors here by:

a) straight up asking your man to smell his dick, and
b) broadcasting this request to the Internet community.

Riskay indeed. However, your transparency in this matter has created an opportunity for me—a stranger to you, and, I assure you, your man's dick—to offer my unsolicited advice.

Honey, maybe he's playing you like a fool because you are one. You cannot straight up ask a man to smell his dick, are you crazy? You sound like an amateur, and it's embarrassing. I'm willing to bet that your man gives you ample opportunity to smell his dick discretely. Take them.

On the other hand, your missed dick-smelling opportunity is the shock-R&B-enthusiast's gain. We really needed another single to latch on to after we got tired of this guy.

  • max

    Full, animated video here:

    Coming soon to karaoke bars everywhere.

  • SarahG

    I wonder if she'd give her man get a pass if she picked up a latex note while sniffing around down there?

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  • nunyabizanaasss

    I jus seen the video, there is somptin funny about an r&b chick singin "can I smell yo dick" lol, but on a serious note ,what women in her right mind would ask anyone "can I smell yo dick"?, I mean come on really, that's like I jus came back from work(prepare for my on senario):Her-"so your home late again" Him-"I work long hrs ,least im makin money"her- "it doesn't stay open that long, " him-"the Hell it does bitch!" her- "jus tell me who the fuck is she!?!?" him-"WTF you talkin bout?" her-"BUT YOUR SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!!" him-"I do, hoe u trippin" her-"(sobbing)Okay, you do,...then LET ME SMELL YO DICK!" HIM-"...............(5 mins later) ......the Fuck u jus ask me?" hoe-"Lemme smell it Ray!u louv me!!!!" him- "u done lost yo mind, what kinda question is that, momma told me she found u in the park watchin dogs in heat, shit u brought em there,and who the fuck gives lotion and baby oil to a dog, I should have stayed in law school." ----Do yall see what im getting at? It seems so senseless ,and the audacity,it baffles me,If anything I want a girl who likes the smell down there while shes doin what shes doin, while im eatin what im eatin , and not to see who or what I've been doin the pass 2 weeks with it, u gotta have a mutant gene to do some shit like dat!

  • You don’t get it

    It's a female empowerment song.