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The Morning After: Licking Pumpkin Edition

Posted by Amanda Hess on Jan. 28, 2009, at 9:59 am

* PETA makes overly sexual, vegan Superbowl ad (above). NBC rejects it, counts the ways:

- licking pumpkin
- touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
- pumpkin from behind between legs
- rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
- screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
- asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
- licking eggplant
- rubbing asparagus on breast

* The New Gay seeks contributors.

* Roissy in D.C. finds the District’s youngest cat lady. Quoth the cat lady, “My cats have never taken me on a date to the 7/11. My cats have never pretended to be the love of my life, then disappeared into thin air without even the courtesy of a post-it note explanation. My cats have never lied about being Navy SEALs. Not once.” Replies Roissy, “She sounds like one of my exes. Always bitching. Her standards are way too high. What’s wrong with 7-11?”

* Feministing outlines the trouble with panic over teen sex—it’s only reserved for the girls, and not the boys.

Tags: cat lady, Feministing, PETA Superbowl, Roissy in D.C., The New Gay

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Comments

1. Darrow Montgomery January 28th, 2009
   1:29 pm
   #1

   Better than Bonobo porn…

2. Erin Shea January 28th, 2009
   1:32 pm
   #2

   A carrot and beets would be far more suggestive. God why do they all have to be women??

3. coffee January 29th, 2009
   1:39 am
   #3

   PETA’s ad inspired me to go out do a barley grass shot

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