The Sexist

Barack Obama Dildo Could Ruin Sex, Obama For You

Check out this baby: the Barack Obama shaped dildo you never knew you didn't want! This "Official Obama Pleasure Toy," dubbed the "Head O State," stands 7.5 inches tall, measures two inches in diameter, weighs 14 ounces, and a bunch of other specifications I do not wish to know how the manufacturers decided upon. I didn't think that anyone could make Obama so unsexy, but it turns out anything is possible.

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