Clinton Look-Alike Sought For Bill & Mon Rom-Com
Do you look just like Bill Clinton? Sucks for you, until now, real publication the Washington Business Journal reports! Daniel Vovak is producing a comedy about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s . . . thing, entitled “The Blue Dress.” Mysterious!
Lewinsky’s already been cast (Ashley-Rebekah Faulkner is the lucky lady), as has Paula Jones (she’s—WTF—playing herself). In addition to Bill, Vovak is also searching for an “Al Gore, Marcia Lewis, Ken Starr, the chief of staff, and Secret Service agents” (Whither Linda Tripp?). If you don’t think you have what it takes to step into Bill’s coterie, don’t worry—the audition alone will be creepy enough to satiate your desire for 90’s-era Washington sex stardom:
A room is reserved at the Ritz-Carlton in Pentagon City for the audition, where Monica Lewinsky was interrogated by the FBI in 1998. The tentative date is the weekend before inauguration.
So, who are your picks for local Bills?
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5:49 pm
When I was a young girl, growing up in the Midwest, I told my classmates, “one day, I will play Ken Starr in a romantic comedy which is only marginally likely to actually be a porn in the manner of ‘Nailin’ Paylin.” They laughed at me then. Well, who’s laughing now, I ask you? WHO WOULD DARE?
6:49 pm
This story makes me want to buy a cigar.
11:12 am
It’s about time someone did a film about this. It’s been like 10 years for cryin out loud. I went to the movie website BlueDressMovie.com and see they even offered Hillary a part! LOL
Sady, you should so submit an online audition.
12:26 pm
Sady, come down to Washington!
2:15 pm
So, who are your picks for local Bills?
Good question.
Look at this guy, he looks like Bill Clinton
http://www.dateaveragejoe.com/president2020
lol