Comments on: Sarah Palin Thanksgiving Video Corner

By: The Sexiest

The Sexiest — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:29:59 +0000

There a few ideas in my head involving quail, which they ate at the recent G20 summit, and Quayle, who is another dingbat VP candidate. Unfortunately, he is also a former VP.

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:39:28 +0000

It’s more of an attempt to speak to Palin’s maverick quality while nodding to the process of removing a turkey’s feathers post-slaughter. Clearly, I need to update my arsenal of former VP candidate/animal cruelty one-two punches.

By: The Sexiest

The Sexiest — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:27:57 +0000

Uhhh, I’m not sure. Is it a play on the words puck and luck?

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:13:23 +0000

Pretty good! I was thinking something much lamer:

Q: What’s the difference between a dead turkey and a hockey mom?
A: “Pluck.”

Get it!?

By: The Sexiest

The Sexiest — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:45:55 +0000

Oh my, that is some pressure. I will try my hardest! If you think my effort is insufficient, well… shucks, just slap my ass and call me Fred Thompson.

Q: What’s the difference between a dead turkey and a hockey mom?
A: The turkey doesn’t come back and make its obnoxious vocal noises after the American people whack it.

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:30:19 +0000

I’m looking at you for the whats-the-difference-between-a-dead-turkey-and-a-hockey-mom joke, Sexiest.

By: Darrow

Darrow — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:14:39 +0000

Seems pretty time consuming to feed the turkeys by hand like that.

By: The Sexiest

The Sexiest — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:52:12 +0000

“There is a special place in hell for turkeys who don’t support other turkeys, while they are being interviewed for TV.”

Madeline Albright

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:45:18 +0000

Whatever, as long as there’s an insta-stump speech inscribed on it.

By: The Sexiest

The Sexiest — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:35:18 +0000

Since she is so into the Tahnksgiving holiday, I wonder if she is drinking a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte. Nah, it’s probably a cup full of turkey blood.

Also too, don’t sip through a stirrer, you dingbat.