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Sarah Palin Thanksgiving Video Corner

Oh, Sarah Palin, now that you are not threatening to become my pre-President, I can truly appreciate the ridiculousness of your existence. Watching this video, I imagine a world where all political interviews are filmed in front of horrific backgrounds that relate nothing to the topic of discussion. I would point you all to a time stamp in this three-minute charade, but honestly, it's all good.

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  • The Sexiest

    Since she is so into the Tahnksgiving holiday, I wonder if she is drinking a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte. Nah, it's probably a cup full of turkey blood.

    Also too, don't sip through a stirrer, you dingbat.

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/showandtell/ Amanda Hess

    Whatever, as long as there's an insta-stump speech inscribed on it.

  • The Sexiest

    "There is a special place in hell for turkeys who don't support other turkeys, while they are being interviewed for TV."

    Madeline Albright

  • Darrow

    Seems pretty time consuming to feed the turkeys by hand like that.

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/showandtell/ Amanda Hess

    I'm looking at you for the whats-the-difference-between-a-dead-turkey-and-a-hockey-mom joke, Sexiest.

  • The Sexiest

    Oh my, that is some pressure. I will try my hardest! If you think my effort is insufficient, well... shucks, just slap my ass and call me Fred Thompson.

    Q: What's the difference between a dead turkey and a hockey mom?
    A: The turkey doesn't come back and make its obnoxious vocal noises after the American people whack it.

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/showandtell/ Amanda Hess

    Pretty good! I was thinking something much lamer:

    Q: What's the difference between a dead turkey and a hockey mom?
    A: "Pluck."

    Get it!?

  • The Sexiest

    Uhhh, I'm not sure. Is it a play on the words puck and luck?

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/showandtell/ Amanda Hess

    It's more of an attempt to speak to Palin's maverick quality while nodding to the process of removing a turkey's feathers post-slaughter. Clearly, I need to update my arsenal of former VP candidate/animal cruelty one-two punches.

  • The Sexiest

    There a few ideas in my head involving quail, which they ate at the recent G20 summit, and Quayle, who is another dingbat VP candidate. Unfortunately, he is also a former VP.

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