The Sexist

Ban Marriage! Get Drunk!

Posted by Amanda Hess on Nov. 13, 2008, at 5:04 pm

The New Gay is throwing a “Ban Marriage Party” happy hour tonight at Solly’s Tavern, 1942 11th St. NW. “If we can’t have full marriage rights, why should anybody?” asks TNG, which calls this its “first attempt to end the scourge that is marriage.”

I’m not sure if that whole “scourge” thing is tongue-in-cheek or not, but I, for one, am truly against marriage and for taverns. So while this is only The New Gay’s first attempt at ending marriage through social drinking, I sincerely hope it is not their last.

Tags: The New Gay

Comments

Sady November 14th, 2008
12:53 pm

#1

We can ban marriage by getting drunk now? By my calculations, there should be no marriage in Queens, Manhattan, or certain large sectors of Brooklyn. Marriage: tremble in fear at my approach! For I have ordered a boilermaker!
Amanda Hess November 14th, 2008
8:46 pm

#2

Each comment is an additional proof that we are soulmates. Did we go to summer camp together or something?