The Obamicorns Continue
Once anonymous contacts inside Obama national headquarters start leaking their mythical beast photos, you know the presidential mascot is official. Who needs a puppy?

Once anonymous contacts inside Obama national headquarters start leaking their mythical beast photos, you know the presidential mascot is official. Who needs a puppy?

5:45 pm
Back off, this is my beat
6:22 pm
OH HELL YES. Finally, a pro-unicorn president! I eagerly await Obama's "unpoisoning of wells via magic" initiative. A chicken in every pot and a unicorn in every garage: that's the America I believe in.