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Palin Porn Preview Video Corner

Posted by Amanda Hess on Oct. 20, 2008, at 4:43 pm

Well, a (non-sex) scene from Hustler’s forthcoming Sarah Palin porn spoof, Nailin’ Paylin, has been released. In addition to the veep candidate look alike—my esteemed colleague Mike Riggs reportedly said that Palin portrayer Lisa Anne looks just like Palin from the neck up—the scene features two Russian soldiers whose tank breaks down in front of Palin’s house, forcing them to enter the Governor’s mansion to ring up the Kremlin. The preview is safe for work, but includes some nasty CGI of a fiery Russian tank, a naughty Southern-Alaskan-British accent on Lisa Anne, and a generally demoralizing effect on all who watch it.

It’s not even funny! Hustler apparently has neither the time nor the inclination to pen spoofy double-entendres of Palin talking points (Not even a “lipstick on a dick”? It writes itself!)

So Palin turns into a hinterland  Daisy Duke and the Russians revert back to schoolyard funnies like “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and I together” and “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something: My jaw.”

Maybe because it’s “not” “really” “Sarah” “Palin,” right Hustler?

Whatever:

Tags: Hustler, porn preview, Sarah Palin

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1. mdesus October 20th, 2008
   5:19 pm
   #1

   they look nothing alike. Is Miss Paylin (I hear she’s a method actor) part asian? However, and I find this quite odd, they have identical palm tree tanning marks. Tres Sexy

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