Sarah Palin Porn Enters Production
WARNING: Video completely inane
That Sarah Palin adult film that was searching for its star earlier this month has confirmed its nominee: Palin will be portrayed by Lisa Anne, a brunette porn actress who “has glasses.” The film has already entered production, TMZ says. The paparazzi site describes the plot as “two drunk Russians are driving their tank when it runs out of gas in front of Paylin’s home. You can take it from there.”
A video on TMZ’s Web site shows Lisa Anne rehearsing with the two “Russians,” offering them drinks and offering up your standard porn double entendres. Also in the script is this favorite line of Lisa Anne’s: “Joe Six Pack? Joe Lincoln? Your average hockey mom? That’s what America’s all about, coming together and saying, ‘Gosh darnit. Slavery might be fine for some, but you know what, it’s just not fine where I’m from.’”
What the fuck?
TMZ has the full script, which refers to a “Serra Paylin.” Really, you ought to just click over to TMZ for everything you didn’t want to know about the Sarah Palin porn.
Update: Huffington Post reports that the role of Hillary Clinton in the film (sigh) will be filled by Nina Hartley, 49.
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