The Sexist

Desperate Measures

For the discerning online dater, daily picks from the Craigslist litter.

Misc. Romance: Ethnic/exotic married woman: wow me with your mystery

A: 43
S: m4w
L: D.C. metro area

First Impression: Utopian fetishist. "Beauty is diversity. Variety is the spice of life. That is what makes this land of mosaic or melting pot anything but boring."

It Is So Ordered: Craigslist-as-prophecy. "With a unique combination of ethnicity, culture and grace you evoke a charm too seductive to be resistible. You are intelligent, refined, and think globally. And you are open to the possibility of filling your marital void with a heart-warming friendship, which can develop into a graceful intimacy."

Heart to Heart: Don't answer that. "Who else can appreciate your mystery with right affection and tenderness but an ethnic married man?"

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