October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and your local Harris Teeter is gearing up for the occasion. I spotted these cute pink-ribbon cupcakes today at the Adams Morgan Teet on 17th St. & Kalorama Rd. NW:

Delicate little ribbon-shaped sprinkles? Darling. However, I found the supermarket’s larger BCAM offerings to be somehow less impressive. Observe:

The Breast Cancer Awareness FAIL cake: Yours for only $6.99.