Sex Fail of the Day
Posted last week on Web question-and-answer community Blurtit.com:
Question:
Kimm3557: My Husband Fell Asleep With Rubber Bands Around His Testicles For 4 Hours, Will They Have To Remove Them? We were fooling around and we both fell asleep, I think they are dead, we took them off but they are cold should I take him to the ER.
Answers:
elle-n-eva: *wide eyed, open-mouthed, in shock* OMG!!! I cannot believe you put rubber bands around them. I can't believe he was comfortable enough to fall asleep with them on. Take him to the ER immediately!! Why are you even on here? GO!! This must be the craziest thing I've ever heard. I can barely even bring myself to TOUCH my husband's, as I know how sensitive they are, let alone put RUBBER BANDS around them. I am in total shock...
[answered 5 days ago]
[comment made by Kim3557 4 days ago]: I'm sorry to say ,but they did have to remove them
10:03 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3:02 pm
OH MY GOD LOLLLL FAILURE!Why did you cut off their circulation!?!? DUHRR
11:59 pm
Awwwwwww. I hope you comforted your poor husband and gave him a big hug. I hope you continue to be there for him.
8:38 pm
I hope he left ur sorry ass for doing that to him, but he isn't so bright himself for doing that! You both are idiots!
1:22 pm
Wow. You better let him do every nasty thing he wants to do.