Desperate Measures

For the discerning dater, daily picks from Craigslist's litter.

Misc. Romance: Discreet Married Guy Seeks Older Woman

A: 59
S: m4w
L: Northern Virginia

First Impression: Actually, no. "Did you think your sex life was over?"

Has Priorities: In that order: "I'm retired, educated, sane, attractive, virile, tall, slender, extremely well endowed."

Heart to Heart: Excuse the scare quotes. "My fantasy is to bring a 'senior' woman to orgasm."

Missed Connections: Big Black Man Exercising Downtown

A: Unreported
S: no, just "exercise."
L: D.C.

First Impression: Let's recap. "You were the BIG Black Man exercising under the pavillion in the old convention center parking lot."

I.S.O.: An activity partner. "If you have any interest in 'working out' with a muscular masculine rugger-built white guy, hit me up..."

Heart to Heart: Love at first squat. "When you started doing your leg lunges/stretches–WOW!!!"

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Women Seeking Men: looking for christian guy

A: 22
S: w4m
L: Stafford, Virg.

First Impression: Flammable. "Iam look for man who is funny doesn't mind stay home and watch TV or just talking . . . will help his girl stay on fire for god ."

Age Range: Young soul. "iam a very out doors kind of person . I love to watch christian show and movies that for teens ."

Heart to Heart: Old Yeller off-limits. "I love to play with my dogs . I love to read books about people ."

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