Curmudgeonly Baby Reporting Ahead
Since embarking on this sex column less than a day ago, I've been bombarded with nearly several hot news tips concerning private parts. "I have something to tell you," one coworker informed me as I happened past his modest cube dwelling. "Minnie Driver has had a baby."
People whose names I vaguely recognize procreate so often that I can no longer consider this news, even if the mother once did not have babies with Matt Damon. Please let me know when people i do not know stop having babies, a phenomenon I will report tirelessly.
2:34 pm
Today's Diane Rehm show, second hour (http://wamu.org/programs/dr/08/09/09.php) featured Carrie Fisher going off on a variety of subjects -- viz. Eddie Fisher's relationship with Elizabeth Taylor after her husband died ("he chose to comfort her with his penis"), and her mother, Debbie Reynold's, idea that Carrie should bear Debbie and her then-third hubbie's baby, an idea apparently borne out of Reynold's incessant reading of _National Enquirer_... Highly enjoyable if only for Diane's awkward pauses after Carrie's riffs...