Loose Lips

Have You Seen Adrian Fenty?


A couple of hours ago, Mayor Adrian Fenty just vanished. He got into his Navigator and drove off, whereabouts unknown. He was wearing a crisp white button-down with the sleeves rolled up. He had on a dark red tie. His head was shaved. He had an entourage of a driver and a really nice bodyguard. He was last seen heading west on a side street just off Georgia Avenue near his headquarters. This was the last we've seen of him.

We've e-mailed his people. We've called his people. We've waited an hour and swung back around to his campaign headquarters. His spokesperson Helen Hare doesn't know where he is.

Have you seen Fenty?

If you know where the mayor is, please call Washington City Paper at 202-332-2100 and ask to speak to Mike Madden or Jason Cherkis. Or alert us on Twitter at @wcp.

Photo by Darrow Montgomery

  • DCDem

    Check the bushes.

  • sigmund freud

    Check Sinclair Skinner's old drycleaning place -- maybe he and the frat buds are tossing some salad.

  • joan

    maybe he went on another secret trip to Jamaica

  • Truth Hurts

    He grew tired of being stalked and gave you the slip. Too funny!

  • IR

    Really? This is linked to the front page? Really? Were there no other, more important things to report on the front page? Really?

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com try2staysanendc

    DCDem; that is soooooooo funny. I can't stop laughing

  • http://.. Marie Jackson

    Truth Hurts - stalking is Fenty's boy Ron Moten style.

    I guess the truth really does hurt.

  • Ron Moten

    Shut yo mouth IR. you stupid. Really.

  • Ryan

    He's getting his concession speech ready.


    Maybe he went to hell where he belongs!

  • Ciandra

    at a job interview.... :)

  • Tissue

    He heard that all of the women named Michelle are either crying with sadness, laughter or in humiliation and he went to console each and everyone of them...that is what a bald head brother is all about.

    Oooo you are wrong about tossing salad...I mean you are so wrong about the tossing of the salad...which one do you think will be first to pour the ranch dressing LOL?

    Clean-shaven leaves no smell!!!!

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com try2staysanendc

    @ Tissue: yuck.but still funny. Lol

  • Ciandra

    I am not looking forward to Adrian's concession speech. I'm looking forward to Ron Moten's! The two of them remind me of John McCain/Sarah Palin. You would think that Ron Moten was Fenty's running mate. He's more vocal then Fenty's campaign manager or Deputy Mayor.

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com try2staysanendc

    @ Tissue: yuck.but still funny. Lol. On a serious note. Please get out an vote. Reports are coming out that light voting is taking place all over the city. We have too make sure. Fenty is not re-elected. Thanks

  • Ciandra

    @try2staysanendc...i agree with you. People should get out and vote. But unfortunately, with the two candidates, you're damned if you do..damned if you don't. So some people are just throwing up their hands and saying let the poop land where it may. This is one of those times where they probably figure their vote doesn't matter - unfortunately. If Gray was a stronger opponent instead of just someone DIFFERENT from Fenty, it might make a difference. But that's not the case.

  • Tony

    Fenty is filmining the sequel to his first movie:


  • Dee Walker

    Ron Moten should know, they usually finish each other's sentences.... :P

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com try2staysanendc

    @ Ciandra. I hear what you are saying but Gray is a valuble candiate. We just can't let Fenty have this administration again for four more years. Trust me Gray is the man to bring us together.Please don't give up. You will see.

  • Flernty

    Too funny. Super Fenty gave Chicklets the slip when he was busy navel gazing.

  • THEForce

    Once people get off work things will change. Im not looking foward to the long lines but I must cast my vote...GO GRAY! #BlueTeam

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com try2staysanendc

    @TheForce. Thank you

  • ThomDC

    Check The Crew Club!

  • monica

    Forget Adrian, it's gonna be a rough night for Michelle if the allegations are true.

    In my "Mista" voice - Celie git me my belt....

  • ThomDC

    Things must look worse then he had allowed himself to expect and there will be no magic bullet. I remember in '04 it wasn't until about 10:30 in the morning that it actually sank in for Sharon Pratt Kelly that she, the incumbent, was in fact losing.

    Its tough to swallow and Adrian has no experience losing.
    He probably needed to get away to some place anonymous, safe, and where he would be apppreciated. So he is probably either at 1321 14th Street or with his mommy.

    Ron Moten is busy reimaging himself as a early Gray supporter, thats about how deep that loyalty was. Moten will be a Gray's party, count on it!

  • WardQueen

    He is probably at home gathering his things. Michelle wants him out by the time the polls close.

  • Joey

    Heard he was at the White House Gate, yelling for the President to come down and help a bruta out

  • Tissue

    Let's see the average Fenty voter does not get up before 12 noon...and by the time they do the three "s" of shower, shout and shave it is about 2...then they will have to look at all of those legal shows as in Judge Judy...then it is around 5...and then it is time to call the carry out-order food and it is about 7pm...then they will roll over to the polling place get frustrated that there's too many white people in line...and the winner is Gray. Tommorow...Fenty's camp will complain that racism played into the decision.

    I dunno...the senior citizen crew usually operates between 10am and 2pm and if they are giving you voter's light...I think Gray better get out there and start blasting some hand-dancing music too get the party started.

    I voted at 8am...and from start to finish...there were no more than 30 people including workers at Miner Elementary.

    I did my darndest to wait for the gift-card give-a-way.

  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com try2staysanendc

    You guys are so funny.

  • Bob Dylan Rocks


    Tissue, the tossing the salad thing was gross, but it was very funny. I can't imagine anyone tossing baby Fenty's salad unless is't Moten.


    Once King Fenty lose this election, we will be sing the Negro spiritual by the Edwin Hawkins “Oh Happy Day”.

    It will be a happpy day in D.C. to see this asshole go crawl back under a rock or go work for his kiss ass mentor New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

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  • 2U4U

    He probably has his ostrich head self in the ground somewhere!