Trump Pennsylvania Avenue?
Housing Complex couldn't go on the General Services Administration's tour of the Old Post Office for potential bidders, which was closed to press. But according to a tipster, the group was buzzing about one attendee in particular: Ivanka Trump, progeny of everybody's favorite maybe-candidate/purveyor of insane conspiracies about President Barack Obama.
Could The Donald be interested in a D.C. footprint? The Post Office, as dowdy as it's become, would certainly be a marquee addition to their portfolio of hotels around the world. The price tag shouldn't be a problem; Trump says he's got $7 billion just sitting around, waiting to be used.
And then, if he doesn't get to live in the White House, at least he can have a suite all to himself not far away.