Posts Tagged ‘libertarians’

6-Year-Old TSA Strip Search Victim Actually Disrobed By…His Own Father

So it's clear at this point there is no "opting out"; I am into my fifth straight hour of like ten straight days of nonstop junk touch coverage on MSNBC. "The question is is this the most efficient use of your time and money," the anchor who is not NorahO'Donnell just asked some representative of […]

Stupid Liberals Flock To Stupid Libertarian Astroturf Scheme To Privatize TSA

Jesus Christ, stupid liberals. So since I last checked RSS the ACLU and that lady who started Firedoglake have joined the Great American Airport Security Prude Out? GAH!? THELEFTISSODUMBTHELEFTISSODUMBTHELEFTISSODUMBSODUMBSODUMBWHYGODWHY… anyway, appropriately enough we can blame Ralph Nader, the original "Democracy: A Lot Like Consumerism!" leftist, who was in on this crusade entire days before original […]

Memeorandemonium: Men In Kilts, Wars On Cheese, Marty Peretz On David Bromwich, Ke$ha In High School…

MOE: So uh I guess you were kinda seriously onto something putting TSA rage on the agenda yesterday. MIKE: Yeah? You get traffic or something? MOE: Ha, as if, no, I'm just saying I turned on the cable news and it was running endlessly, and then I went somewhere in a car in which NPR […]

Dear Secretly Sadistic Conservative Heartbreaker Helen “Boxing Helen” Rittelmeyer, Some Thoughts On Your Penance

It was perhaps the single most captivating moment in the history of heterosexual conservative romance. But Todd Seavey chewed out his ex Helen Rittelmeyer on a C-Span Book TV panel for young conservatives on Monday, viewers were left wondering if the wholesome young Catholic woman in the studiously modest blouse before their eyes could really […]

Dear Todd Seavey, Now That You Have Shown Us Your Balls, A Little Advice On Where To Use Them

It was perhaps the single most captivating moment in the history of heterosexual conservative romance. But when libertarian and self-professed "punk conservative" Todd Seavey chewed out his ex-girlfriend, National Review staffer Helen Rittelmeyer, on C-Span's Book TV Monday, viewers were left wondering what it all meant. Did Helen really cheat on Todd with numerous males in the […]

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