Posts Tagged ‘wizards misery report’

Wizards Misery Report: Welcome, Markieff Morris

So long, Kris Humphries and DeJuan Blair.

Wizards Misery Report: Draft Dodging

Welcome back to the Wizards Misery Report, where we find our temporarily not-miserable Wizards with their four-game winning streak snapped by the Detroit Pistons just before the All-Star Break. Will the Wizards get their moves back? Find out below.
Sweepstakes: Will the Wizards pony up for Atlanta's Josh Smith, said to be leaving his team after [...]

Wizards Misery Report: John Wall Dance

Wizards star John Wall has recovered from his injuries, and the Wizards are now tied for the NBA's worst win record ever, which means they're no longer in danger of earning the title solely for themselves. With all this good news, will the Wizard's tears turn to sniffles?
Diminishing Returns: Forbes recently named the Wizards the [...]

Wizards Misery Report: Losing Right

With a 4-25 record so far, the Washington Wizards probably don't have a bright season ahead. But now the team has a perverse advantage: They've been playing so poorly that merely competing against the Wizards tarnishes their opponents.
Winning by Losing: The Dallas Mavericks' 103-94 win yesterday over the Wizards only seemed to highlight the Texas [...]

Wizards Misery Report: The New Most Miserable Record

The Wizards won a game! And promptly lost another one. But that second game doesn't matter as much, since a 1-13 record is innumerably better than a 0-12 record. No one's expecting the Wizards to win rings this year, but at least they won't have the longest futility record in NBA history.
Alas, there's no rest [...]