Posts Tagged ‘vibrators’

Free Vibrators for Furloughed Government Workers

It's week two of the government shutdown, which means you're probably bored of the restaurant and bar deals for furloughed government workers that have proliferated across the District.
So here's a deal: A Michigan-based sex toy company, PriveCo, is offering free vibrators to 200 furloughed government workers everyday until the shutdown ends.
If you're interested, have at it [...]

Trojan to Give Away Vibrators Downtown…but for How Long?

Good news for women and adventurous fellas: Trojan is planning to hand out free vibrators downtown next week.
"This holiday season, the Trojan™ Vibrations Pleasure Carts will be satisfying pleasure cravings," reads a breathy press release from the company.
The hot-dog stand-like "Pleasure Carts" will be set up from noon to 4 Tuesday outside The Park at [...]

D.C. Urban Moms Hate Your Stroller Because They Aren’t Getting Laid

As a young woman living in D.C., this week's cover story on the horrors of the D.C. Urban Moms message board further convinced me that D.C. is a wretched place to reproduce. I couldn't stop wondering why these women spent all of their time judging others on stroller choice, what school their over-privileged snob got [...]