Happy Anniversary!: One year ago today, the institution of marriage came under a withering assault here in the District, when same-sex unions were first allowed after the mandatory six-day wait for a license (the law took effect March 3). Or at least, so the forces who want to deny a basic human right to people [...]

What Condom Are You?: First, the District started handing out Trojan Magnum condoms, in an attempt to encourage people who think the standard-issue sizes won't fit them to use the free prophylactics. Now D.C. officials have set up an elaborate quiz designed to match would-be condom users' personalities to their rubbers. Depending on what type [...]

Good morning, City Desk readers, and thanks to everyone who came to City Paper's Christmas party–I hope your headaches are exponentially less painful than mine. And now some news:

In WaPo: The MPD has tied the death of 14-year-old Giovanni Sanchez to Mara Salvatrucha (also known as MS-13).
New Columbia Heights alludes to a new restaurant coming [...]