UDecide2008.com, a site dedicated to informing blog-illiterate swing voters, claims "ONE IN 14 AMERICANS IS STILL UNDECIDED." There's a kind of excitement to being "undecided." It makes voters feel valuable; casting a ballot will be the ultimate expression of democratic decision-making, since this cohort of voters ostensibly won't vote blindly down party lines. The media [...]

Debate over (and live-blog too), I have one message for the "undecided voters" of America:
Are you serious? Make up your fucking minds! I can't stand another month of this nonsense. If you haven't picked a candidate yet, you're just being difficult. I bet half of you are just playing hard to get in the hopes [...]