Wednesday morning’s roundup is brought to you by the young and restless intern, who is refusing  to write about any Social-Security-sucking, ozone-depleting, spotlight-hogging baby boomers today.
While walking past a convenience store last  week, I noticed a sign that borderline panicked: “Get your vanilla cigarettes before they are banned!” The sign nearly inspired my non-smoking [...]

DC smokers, will you accept the Great American Smokeout Challenge, sponsored by the American Cancer Society? If you're feeling up to the task–which involves abstaining for one day (today)–check out the society's guide to quitting and staying that way (sadly, the guide was unavailable to one Mark Twain, the speaker of this post's title. Perhaps [...]