Are you serious?! Good morning humans, yes, the Capitals lost last night.

I’m not big on sports, so this loss means about as much to me as the empty water bottles stacking up in my car. But the crowd at Union Pub last night was visibly depressed, as were some of my Twitter friends. Paul Tenorio tweeted: “Told the Caps lost, D.C. United Coach Curt Onalfo: ‘They lost?! Are you serious?! Are you serious?!”

This day in 1974, President Richard Nixon said he'd release transcripts of 46 taped White House conversations in response to a Watergate trial subpoena. Nixon once said, “I like the job I have, but if I had to live my life over again, I would like to have ended up a sports writer.” Looks like he would’ve been fucked either way.

Guess the Nationals are our only hope now, but who needs sports when T.I. is back?

Life as a student in Georgetown is about to become more of a pain in the ass than it already is–Burleith resident and professional photographer Steven R. Brown has started DrunkenGeorgetownStudents.com. The website, taken down by Brown’s server operator as of last night, is living in a temporary home. Brown intends on posting photographs of “drunken sots” and rowdy students on the website in hopes of curbing noise and late-night debauchery.

In this morning’s 12:25 a.m. post, Brown writes, “The hole keeps getting deeper and the nice part is watching you guys blowing your livers to dig it.”

Can’t even imagine the kind of shit Brown would flip if he lived by James Madison University. Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday morning, my old apartment complex at JMU, Ashby Crossing, would be littered with an array of red solo cups–and really, what’s more entertaining than watching drunk couples yelling in the middle of the parking lot at 2 a.m: “Did you sleep with him?!”

In other news, the D.C. Council is currently dealing with a $550 million budget gap–which may mean an income tax increase on the rich, and levies on parking and liquor. Guess the 20-somethings in the District may have to prolong the American baby stage. The tragedy, at least Dave Matthews had something going.

Go out and do something you’ve never done today–hug a dingo or live in a storefront window.

Photo by Augie Schwer. Creative Commons Attribution License.

So Young Jeezy didn't make it.

Word on the street was that the hiphopper, for whatever reason, didn't get on his bus from Atlanta until 1 p.m. last night. Seeing as it takes a good 10 hours to make the drive, he wasn't getting to the 9:30 Club in time for Mayor Adrian M. Fenty's eveningtime inaugural party.

But look who did make it.

The super-duper surprise guest was none other than Wyclef Jean, partymaster extraordinaire, who whipped up the crowd with a selection of mostly Fugees classics and top-notch stage antics. "You guys aren't crazy enough for the mayor," he said early on. That was after he brought the politics in a big way: "Tell me one thing George Bush did that was good!" he cried. "This is my message for George Bush....Get the hell out of the White House!"

The story behind Wyclef's appearance, LL hears, is astonishingly simple: Fenty met the man Saturday night at the "Green Ball" and asked him if he'd like to appear at the mayoral event. He agreed.

He followed rapper T.I., who laid down a perfect set shortly before 8 p.m. Perfect, in that he did every T.I. song you'd want to hear—"Swing Ya Rag," "Live Your Life," "Whatever You Like"—and got off the stage to let Wyclef do his thing. Before headliners Fall Out Boy hit the stage to do big hits like "Thnks fr th Mmrs," R&B maven Usher hit the stage for some brief words before retiring to Ben's Chili Bowl.

Who was there to enjoy it? More than 1,000 of the mayor's closest friends. (Not the 15,000 MTV reported this morning.) The gig, billed as a fundraiser for the D.C. Public Education Fund, was invite only—the funds were raised through corporate sponsorships; outfits including Comcast, Pepco, Office Movers, Ciroc Vodka, and the Forge Cos., among others, ponied up for the show—complete with open bar! (Full disclosure: LL partook of two scotch-and-sodas he tipped well.) Most of the folks LL spoke to and recognized were city employees—especially downstairs, outside of the VIP area that LL snuck into and got kicked out of three times.

Virtually the entire Fenty brain trust was in attendance—deputy mayors Victor Reinoso and Neil Albert, City Administrator Dan Tangherlini, Attorney General Peter Nickles, Chief of Staff Carrie Kohns, and political aides John Falcicchio and Tom Lindenfeld. That's not to mention various department heads—fire chief Dennis Rubin, environment honcho George Hawkins, and, of course, schools Chancellor Michelle Rhee, who, in a slinky black dress, kicked things off with a bit of a downer—reminding everyone just how bad the D.C. Public Schools are before explaining how their donations would help. (In fairness, LL hears the original plan wasn't to have the chance handle emcee duties; organizers had been in talks with D.C. native Dave Chappelle to handle that task.)

Rounding out the public-official cohort were councilmembers Muriel Bowser, Kwame Brown, Jim Graham, and Jack Evans ("This is my kind of music!")—and one from out of town: New York City schools chancellor Joel I. Klein.

LL introduced himself to Klein and asked him what brought him out to the show: "My pal Michelle Rhee," he said. LL then asked whether he was a big Fall Out Boy fan. "I like String Cheese Incident!" he said—not on the schedule, sadly. (Klein, notably, has namechecked that particular outfit before.)

The other out-of-towner in the house was Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson, the former NBA point guard, who was seen (not by LL, but by two crackerjack sources) holding hands with Rhee as they ascended into the upstairs "VIP" space—seemingly confirming rumors of a romantic relationship. (Reliable Source, who first reported the Rhee-KJ whispers, also saw them manually coupled at The Root ball later that night.)

Throughout the night, Fenty got props from onstage—no props madder than those from Fall Out Boy. Guitarist Patrick Stump said, "Want to give a big shout out to Mayor Fenty...We're big fans of him. We hope the rest of Washington, D.C., is." Later, bassist Pete Wentz said, before mentioning his infant son Bronx Mowgli Wentz (thankfully not by name), "I definitely have to give it up to the D.C. Public Education Fund. I definitely believe in education!"

UPDATE, 10:05 A.M.: A 9:30 Club rep says the event is "invite only." No details yet on how to squeeze an invite out of Hizzoner. This also raises the question, how do you raise funds for DCPS if you don't sell tickets?

UPDATE, 9:20 A.M.: Fenty Chief of Staff Carrie Kohns gives a less equivocal confirmation. Ticket details to come.

UPDATE, 7:55 A.M.: Says mayoral spokesperson Mafara Hobson, "Not final. But is the plan. Could change."

ORIGINAL POST, 11:55 P.M.: This is utterly and completely unconfirmed, but LL posts anyway in the interest of supreme scoopage and rampant rumormongering.

In recent weeks word has leaked out that Mayor Adrian M. Fenty has been attempting to throw together some sort of inaugural party on Sunday the 18th. WaPo's David Nakamura reported he'd been wooing the likes of Kanye West and Mary J. Blige to play the D.C. Armory. Every time LL's asked mayoral sources for conformation he's gotten the blowoff, then yesterday DCist's Kriston Capps called the Armory to see if anything was planned for Sunday night; they said no.

This afternoon, LL got another "nothing's finalized yet" from the mayor's office. But this evening someone posted this as a comment on LL's story this week on local inaugural shindigs:

The Honorable
Adrian M. Fenty's
Inauguration Celebration
Benefiting the DC Public Education Fund
9:30 Club
815 V Street NW
Doors Open at 7pm
Featuring
Fall Out Boy
with performances by
T.I. and Young Jeezy

Is this plausible? 9:30 has a late show that night (doors at midnight) but nothing early. LL made to a call to 9:30 at about 11, but was told to call back in the a.m. Fall Out Boy is reportedly playing the MTV-televised "Youth Ball" on Tuesday night. T.I. and Young Jeezy will also be in town; T.I.'s Web site says the two are planning to play Love on Monday night. And a little bit of IP sleuthing, details of which LL will keep to himself, provides a further degree of confidence.

LL will be updating aggressively!