Are you serious?! Good morning humans, yes, the Capitals lost last night.
I’m not big on sports, so this loss means about as much to me as the empty water bottles stacking up in my car. But the crowd at Union Pub last night was visibly depressed, as were some of my Twitter friends. Paul Tenorio [...]

So Young Jeezy didn't make it.
Word on the street was that the hiphopper, for whatever reason, didn't get on his bus from Atlanta until 1 p.m. last night. Seeing as it takes a good 10 hours to make the drive, he wasn't getting to the 9:30 Club in time for Mayor Adrian M. Fenty's eveningtime [...]

UPDATE, 10:45 A.M.: How is it a benefit? "Sponsorships," Kohns says.
UPDATE, 10:05 A.M.: A 9:30 Club rep says the event is "invite only." No details yet on how to squeeze an invite out of Hizzoner. This also raises the question, how do you raise funds for DCPS if you don't sell tickets?
UPDATE, 9:20 A.M.: Fenty [...]