Johannson will be playing Russian spy and possible Tony Stark love interest Black Widow. Which means the nearly 44-year-old Robert Downey Jr. will be sucking face with an actress 20 years his junior.

To be fair, Blunt's only about a year and a half older. But somehow she comes across as more woman than jailbait, no?

(Oh yeah: Mickey Rourke's definitely in, too.)

To those who wasted their time and money on this ludicrous bore, I'm sorry I couldn't warn you sooner.

And to those who still think the latest from Frank Miller might be worth a peek, trust me: Unless you happen to be tripping your brains out, the visuals can't save the tedium.

Scarlett Johannson will rue the day she agreed to call someone a "fart" on film. (Oh yes she did.)

Stay the fuck away!