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		<title>The Hoya&#8216;s Lame Coverage of the Heckler&#8216;s KKK Satire</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika Niedowski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps even more interesting than the controversy over a recent Georgetown Heckler article that invoked a cross burning and the KKK in an attempt to make fun of the Hoya newspaper's own troubles on the issue of race is the coverage the Hoya gave it.
The student paper published one six-paragraph article—216 words—that did not mention [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps even more interesting than the <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2009/12/15/georgetown-students-satirize-cross-burnings-kkk-in-heckler-magazine/">controversy</a> over a recent <em>Georgetown</em> <em>Heckler</em> <a href="http://georgetownheckler.com/wp/2009/12/the-hoya-holds-annual-holiday-cross-lighting-ceremony-in-dahlgren-quad/">article</a> that invoked a cross burning and the KKK in an attempt to make fun of the <em>Hoya</em> newspaper's <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2009/04/07/april-fools-fallout-the-hoya-posts-joke-edition-online-says-its-really-really-sorry/">own troubles on the issue of race</a> is the coverage the <em>Hoya</em> gave it.</p>
<p>The student paper<em> </em>published one <a href="http://www.thehoya.com/news/online-satire-magazine-draws-criticism/">six-paragraph article</a>—216 words—that did not mention itself or the April Fools' "humor" issue that prompted the satire ("The <em>Hoya</em> Holds Annual Cross-Lighting Ceremony in Dahlgren Quad") in the first place. The <em>Hoya</em>'s story, "Online Satire Magazine Draws Criticism," focused on a community forum held on campus on Tuesday night to discuss the <em>Heckler</em> article, and several others that drew complaints.</p>
<p><span id="more-40012"></span>From the <em>Hoya</em>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Heckler Editor in Chief Jack Stuef (COL ’10) addressed concerns about the offensive nature of articles published in the most recent issue of the publication, and explained that the satirical articles are meant to draw attention to latent racism on campus.</p>
<p>Students and faculty raised questions about the intention of three articles in particular that dealt with self-segregation, sex crimes and racism.</p></blockquote>
<p>And:</p>
<blockquote><p>At the end of the forum, which lasted about two hours, the focus of the conversation shifted to broader institutional questions. Students and faculty at the forum discussed steps that could be taken to create an inclusive campus community.</p></blockquote>
<p>Asked why the <em>Hoya</em> didn't mention itself in its coverage, its editor, <strong>Marissa Amendolia</strong>, told City Desk that the campus community was upset by more than just the one article in which her newspaper was "referenced." (Meaning: No context needed. The story was <em>way</em> bigger than the <em>Hoya</em>!) "Because of this," she wrote in an email, "in our initial article that is currently available online, we did not focus on any one of these articles but rather on the general student and faculty response."</p>
<p>Did the <em>Heckler</em>'s cross burning article succeed as satire?</p>
<p>Said Amendolia: "According to Jack Stuef's definition of satire that he offered at the community forum on Tuesday evening, the primary goal of satire is to be humorous. When such a significant faction of his readership—and of the campus as a whole—did not find the articles to be humorous, I do not think it would be accurate to say that the article succeeded as satire."</p>
<p>Will there be any more <em>Hoya</em> coverage?</p>
<p>"We will absolutely be following this situation closely as it progresses into next semester. We will be examining it within the context of trends on campus that have been occurring for years, as well as following up with the proposals that were expressed at the community forum regarding actions toward a campus-wide solution."</p>
<p>The <em>Voice</em>, another student publication, already has <a href="http://blog.georgetownvoice.com/2009/12/16/voxs-ongoing-coverage-of-the-georgetown-heckler-controversy/">published</a> three articles (2,590 words) and an op-ed from a <em>Heckler</em> alum.</p>
<p>Quick update on other things <em>Heckler</em>: The magazine's staff sat down yesterday with the university's vice president of student affairs, <strong>Todd Olson</strong>, who had condemned "these attempts at humor" for being "deeply hurtful" and "potentially destructive."</p>
<p>Stuef, who has turned over the editor-in-chief job to <strong>Dan Thoennessen</strong> because he is graduating, and <em>Heckler</em> writers <strong>Ankit Goyal</strong> and <strong>Sam Sweeney</strong> met for about half an hour in Olson's office with Olson and two other university officials, according to Goyal (Thoennessen had an exam.)</p>
<p>Goyal said he and the others were basically told: Be careful what you write.</p>
<p>"They were just like, 'Consider the context of what's contentious on campus. You have to be aware of how it could be interpreted,'" Goyal said, adding that the university officials brought up the infamous <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/07/obama-muslim.html"><em>New Yorker</em> cover</a> that depicted <strong>Barack Obama</strong> as a Muslim and his wife <strong>Michelle </strong>as a militant with an AK and an ammo belt. Incendiary or satire?</p>
<p>Olson did not respond to a request for comment.</p>
<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-40170" title="thehoya-298x300" src="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2009/12/thehoya-298x3002.jpg" alt="thehoya-298x300" width="242" height="243" />According to Goyal, the <em>Heckler</em> staff was not asked at the meeting to remove the cross burning article (or anything else) from its Web site; the publication is not affiliated with the university. Goyal said he <em>was</em> asked what he would do differently if he had to do the whole thing over again. He said he might not have run the picture, which showed what appeared to be Ku Klux Klan members in white hoods burning a cross. The caption said: "Jubilant Hoya staffers taking part in the annual tradition."</p>
<p>Stuef has defended the article as is. He didn't respond to City Desk's request for comment yesterday, but he reported via <a href="http://twitter.com/stuef">Twitter</a> that "<span><span>Todd Olson shook my hand today and let us know he and his staff do read the Heckler.</span></span>"</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE: </strong>The <em>Hoya</em> today posted online a "Viewpoint" by a former <em>Heckler</em> editor in chief, <strong>Jonathan Rapoport</strong>, which can be read <a href="http://www.thehoya.com/opinion/personal-attacks-inhibit-opportunity-dialogue/">here</a> (678 words).</p>
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		<title>More on the Georgetown KKK Satire: University Official Condemns Content as &#8220;Deeply Hurtful&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika Niedowski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Georgetown Voice's Vox Populi blog covered last night's on-campus forum organized by students upset over a recent article in the satirical Georgetown Heckler about a KKK-style cross burning on campus that was meant to mock the Hoya newspaper and its disastrous April Fools' issue.
Vox Populi writes:
Heckler Editor-in-Chief Jack Stuef (COL ‘10) answered questions and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <em>Georgetown</em> <em>Voice</em>'s Vox Populi blog <a href="http://blog.georgetownvoice.com/2009/12/16/a-recap-of-tuesdays-heckler-forum-with-written-reactions-from-todd-olson-and-students/">covered last night's on-campus forum</a> organized by students <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2009/12/15/georgetown-students-satirize-cross-burnings-kkk-in-heckler-magazine/">upset over a recent article</a> in the satirical <a href="http://www.georgetownheckler.com/"><em>Georgetown</em> <em>Heckler</em></a> about a KKK-style cross burning on campus that was meant to mock the <em>Hoya</em> newspaper and its disastrous April Fools' issue.</p>
<p>Vox Populi writes:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Heckler </em>Editor-in-Chief <strong>Jack Stuef</strong> (COL ‘10) answered questions and tried to explain his point of view on a <a href="http://blog.georgetownvoice.com/2009/12/15/the-hecklers-stuef-responds-to-backlash-as-critics-prepare-for-forum/">recent controversial Heckler issue</a> at a forum Tuesday night, while students debated the articles and expressed why they were offended by the satirical articles.</p>
<p>Copies of the Heckler’s <a href="http://georgetownheckler.com/wp/2009/12/the-hoya-holds-annual-holiday-cross-lighting-ceremony-in-dahlgren-quad/">article</a> about <em>Hoya </em>staff members holding a Ku Klux Klan-like crossburning were passed out before the forum, and much of the conversation centered on that article.</p>
<p>“The KKK isn’t funny,” Stuef said. “The article is to take the situation to the extreme, to show what is maybe buried in this campus.”</p>
<p>Stuef said that he was sorry for offending anyone, but added that with satire, offending people “comes with the terrain.”</p></blockquote>
<p><span id="more-39794"></span>The article goes on to talk about complaints about a separate piece in the <em>Heckler</em>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Some students said they were offended by <a href="http://georgetownheckler.com/wp/2009/12/black-student-alliance-asks-that-no-racial-misunderstanding-happen-on-campus-while-theyre-hanging-out-at-howard-for-the-weekend/">an article about the Black Student Alliance</a>. In the article, the BSA asks Georgetown’s students not to do anything racist while BSA members are at Howard, because no one will be at Georgetown to notice and protest racism. Students at the forum thought the article suggested BSA protests, like last April’s against <a href="http://blog.georgetownvoice.com/2009/04/03/georgetown-groups-protest-hoyas-april-fools-issue/">the Hoya April Fool’s Issue</a>, were baseless. Stuef argued that, rather than making fun of BSA protests, it celebrated minority students for noticing racism that white students would miss.</p>
<p>“I hope you see you’re the heroes of this piece,” Stuef told one BSA member.</p></blockquote>
<p>Vox Populi also reprinted a written response to the controversy from <strong>Todd Olson</strong>, the university's vice president for student affairs, who called some of the <em>Heckler</em> content "deeply hurtful" and "potentially destructive." He condemned "these attempts at humor which ridicule people based on race, ethnicity, gender, religion or sexual orientation and which promote violence."</p>
<p>For those who missed Stuef's response to the matter on City Desk, read it <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2009/12/15/the-heckler-responds-to-kkk-satire-fallout-laugh-at-racists-not-with-them/">here</a>. He called <em>City Paper</em> back last night before the forum. Then he tweeted: "Leaving to go get tarred and feathered in WGR [White-Gravenor Hall]. BRB!"</p>
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		<title>Georgetown Students Satirize Cross Burnings, KKK in Heckler Magazine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika Niedowski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the controversy over this year's April Fools' "humor" issue of the Hoya, Georgetown University's student newspaper? The one that prompted protests by students who deemed some of its content (Headline: "We Need More Interracial Loving at Georgetown"; Excerpt: "We don't have enough good old vanilla-chocolate interracial fucking") racially insensitive?
Well, those charges are being leveled [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember the controversy over this year's April Fools' "humor" issue of the<em> Hoya</em>, Georgetown University's student newspaper? The one that prompted <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2009/04/03/when-april-fools-editions-go-bad-georgetown-students-protest-at-hoya-offices/">protests</a> by students who deemed some of its content (Headline: "We Need More Interracial Loving at Georgetown"; Excerpt: "We don't have enough good old vanilla-chocolate interracial fucking") racially insensitive?</p>
<p>Well, those charges are being leveled again, this time against the <em>Georgetown</em> <em>Heckler</em>, a satirical magazine run by Georgetown students, which on Saturday published an <a href="http://georgetownheckler.com/wp/2009/12/the-hoya-holds-annual-holiday-cross-lighting-ceremony-in-dahlgren-quad/">article</a> called "<em>The Hoya</em> Holds Annual Holiday Cross-Lighting Ceremony in Dahlgren Quad." In it, the cross lighting was a KKK-style cross burning, the participants donned white hoods, and lynched bodies, in the form of pinatas, hung from trees (in the piece, Georgetown President <strong>John J. DeGioia</strong> allows his son to take a whack).</p>
<p>The accompanying photograph of a KKK cross burning (below) had a caption that read: "Jubilant Hoya staffers taking part in the annual tradition."</p>
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<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-39579" title="thehoya-298x300" src="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2009/12/thehoya-298x3001.jpg" alt="thehoya-298x300" width="298" height="300" /></p>
<p>The <em>Heckler</em> story begins:</p>
<blockquote><p>DAHLGREN QUAD—After a challenging year during which Georgetown’s main newspaper saw a last-minute revocation of its independence from the University and extended fallout over its annual April Fool’s issue, <em>The Hoya</em> came together this Friday for its annual cross lighting.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Since the 1930s, the Christmas cross has stood next to Georgetown’s official Christmas tree and is meant to be a reminder of the religious importance of the holiday that the newspaper felt was already slipping from the cultural consciousness during the Roosevelt administration. <em>The Hoya</em> still uses the original green and red light-bulb-studded metal frame of the cross from the first cross lighting, but its wood body has had to be replaced every year since 1941 because faulty electrical wiring causes the wood to catch fire.</p></blockquote>
<p>And later goes on:</p>
<blockquote><p>The event began Friday with the staff’s traditional procession under the dark of night from the Leavey Center, with everyone wearing the traditional costume of a flowing white robe, white hood, and white mask, portraying the “ghosts of Christmas past.”</p>
<p>“It’s a time to remember our great tradition, but it’s also a time to remember some of the darkness that hangs over our past,” <em>Hoya</em> Features Editor Emma Richards (COL ’12) said.  “It feels cathartic to put on this white hood.  It’s about us coming together as one and exterminating these dark figures of the past that seem to loom over us.”</p></blockquote>
<p>"I was just appalled," said <strong>John Lewis</strong>, a junior studying government and English, who is African-American. Invoking cross burnings, the KKK, and lynchings, he said, is "by no means appropriate for any type of satirical work—especially at a university like Georgetown where a lot of racial issues have been swept under the rug."</p>
<p>Lewis and <strong>Elizabeth Gunderson</strong>, a senior who is white and has served as president of the university's chapter of the NAACP, sent out a news release that quoted other outraged students and faculty.</p>
<p>Sociology professor <strong>Joseph Palacios: </strong>"Putting a burning KKK cross as a Christmas symbol is not only racist but an insult to Christians and the values of Georgetown. If this is supposed to be a humorous reaction to political correctness then one has to wonder how low one needs to go to create political humor. The editors and the writers need to do a self-examination of their deeply rooted racism, anger, and anti-Christian attitudes."</p>
<p>Student and NAACP chapter president <strong>Jheanelle Brown</strong>: "At the end of the day, The Heckler's article made me sick to my stomach. I...felt that my Black body became a site for White (and non-Black) students to negotiate their twisted notions under the guise of satire. The nonsense has got to stop."</p>
<p>History department chair <strong>Aviel Roshwald</strong>: "I am convinced that The Heckler has in fact flagrantly crossed beyond all limits of tolerance by publishing a piece that can readily be understood to glorify violence against minorities, and thereby encourage it. The First Amendment protects <em>The Heckler</em>'s [right] to publish brainless filth. The First Amendment also protects Georgetown University's right to dissociate itself from a mouthpiece for hate-mongering."</p>
<p>"Student activists are demanding a proper retraction and apology from The Heckler, as well as removal of the Georgetown name and insignia from the publication and its website," the release says. "In addition, concerned students are demanding a revision of the Media Board’s procedures and guidelines concerning student publications, in order to ensure that publications are checked thoroughly to avoid unabashed bigotry. Students, unwilling to allow this issue to get swept under the rug, are raising awareness and standing up for a campus environment that celebrates diversity and welcomes all people.</p>
<p>In response to the <em>Heckler</em> article, <strong>Brian Kesten</strong>, a senior theoloy major who is white and serves as head of Georgetown's <a href="http://www.scunity.org/">Student Commission for Unity</a>, has organized an <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=204949242788&amp;ref=nf">on-campus event</a> tonight on "Racism and Satire."</p>
<p>"Why is the only context for discussing race found in humor or satire at Georgetown?" its Facebook page asks. "Why does so much satire at Georgetown target victims of hate crimes, discrimination, sexual assault or injustice?"</p>
<p>In response to an email request for comment, the <em>Heckler</em> editor, <strong>Jack Stuef</strong>, asked if he could call City Desk tonight (he's cramming for a final).</p>
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		<title>Blagojevich Taps Plaxico Burress for Senate Seat</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron Wiener</dc:creator>
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Over the objections of President-elect Barack Obama and the Democratic leadership in Congress, embattled Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has chosen Plaxico Burress to replace Obama in the United States Senate.
The selection of Burress, the New York Giants’ star wide receiver who faces criminal charges after accidentally shooting himself in the leg last month, took lawmakers [...]]]></description>
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<p>Over the objections of President-elect <strong>Barack Obama</strong> and the Democratic leadership in Congress, embattled Illinois Gov. <strong>Rod Blagojevich</strong> has chosen <strong>Plaxico Burress</strong> to replace Obama in the United States Senate.</p>
<p>The selection of Burress, the New York Giants’ star wide receiver who faces criminal charges after accidentally shooting himself in the leg last month, took lawmakers by surprise.  Blagojevich, himself facing federal prosecution for corruption, was not expected to fill the vacant Senate seat, but he said that the opportunity to select Burress was “too good to pass up.”</p>
<p>“In Plaxico Burress, we have a man who has inspired millions of average Americans to dream that they too can someday make headlines – in both the sports section and the police blotter,” said Blagojevich. “Sure, he doesn’t have any political experience or knowledge of what goes on in the Senate, but he does have heart. That, and millions of dollars to contribute to my 2016 presidential campaign.”</p>
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<p>Blagojevich turned to Burress after approaching dozens of other candidates who all turned down the job, fearing that an endorsement from the Illinois governor could ruin their careers.  Burress’ career, though, has nowhere to go but up.  Consumed by his court proceedings, he also appears to be the only person in America who is completely unaware of the scandal that has enveloped Blagojevich.</p>
<p>“I thank the governor for overlooking the fact that I’ve never lived in Illinois and drafting me for this important position,” Burress said in accepting the nomination.  “The U.S. Senate is a place where I can speak my mind and not get fined for it.”</p>
<p>After the press conference, Obama released a statement condemning Blagojevich’s move.</p>
<p>“Plaxico Burress would be on anyone’s short list for the Senate,” he said.  “But how can he properly serve the people of Illinois when Gov. Blagojevich has rubbed his taint all over him?”</p>
<p>No one was available for comment.</p>
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		<title>Paris Hilton Runs for President</title>
		<link>http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2008/08/06/paris-hilton-runs-for-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ruth Samuelson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paris hilton sex tape]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Take that John McCain!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take that John McCain!</p>
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