Best of the Transformers Bashing

$201 million in five days. That's the astonishing amount of box office Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has earned since opening Wednesday, beyond all comprehension and hope for humanity.

I started perusing reviews immediately after seeing the movie but quickly had to stop, fearing that all the good digs had already been taken and that if it were inevitable that some of my adjectives would match another's, it wasn't going to be because I read that person's critique first.

But man, are some of them funny. I finally went back to Rotten Tomatoes to read all of the vitriol -- and 20 percent of the fresh ratings -- and have listed the best below, in no particular order.

A horrible experience of unbearable length. -- Roger Ebert Read More "Best of the Transformers Bashing" »