Posts Tagged ‘Real Housewives of D.C.’

Michaele Salahi’s Husband Is Selling Her Underwear For Charity

Remember when Real Housewives of D.C. and White House party crasher Michaele Salahi was probably not missing? And then it turned out she just left her husband for the guitarist for Journey? Yeah. Well, now the wronged Tareq Salahi is striking selling her panties "for charity."
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Cops Don’t Think D.C. Real Housewife Was Really Kidnapped

D.C.'s famously infamous "power couple," Michaele and Tareq Salahi, are at the center of media attention again, this time for a more chilling reason than being obnoxious. Tareq Salahi is claiming his wife, a former Real Housewives of D.C. co-star, might be in danger, since he hasn't seen her since Tuesday. But according [...]

The Friday Limerick Review

Though cringe moments, I have enjoyed
Real Housewives just left me annoyed
They're filled with self-loathing
Have got way too much clothing
Their heads? Just a huge gaping void
Vince Gray's full of vigor and vim
(Or that's what he says with his trim)
The man with new glasses
Says Fenty half-asses
When jobs in this city are slim
They ranged from type II diabetic
To [...]

The Needle: Housewife Haters’ Edition

Tune In or Tune Out? The Real Housewives of D.C. has its big debut tonight! Aren't you excited for television that will be as nourishing as iceberg lettuce? As Mike Riggs already told us this week, D.C. has some magic suckage effect on reality television. But it's confusing to those out in the American hinterlands [...]